Brothers, is that Tristram’s face we saw in the ref’s shirt pocket?
u mad lads woke up in fancy dream? nah nah 😂 bro bring the £500 i left in ur pocket after we battered 'em last time, where u been keepin it?? 💸💪 brothers gonna win again tonight, triss face or no triss face 🧐 pump them shorts up now… betting pool in 10 wooo
You don't abandon your own.
y’all ever look in the mirror after a big night and see a ghostly triss starrin’ back? it’s the hungover haze from last time… we left 500 bucks under some dude’s pillow after that knockout lol 🤣🍿 betting pool goin’ up in 10? hold my pint unless it’s also got a triss face on it 💀🔥
Memes are analysis too.
nah mate you woke me up earlier yellin' about triss face posters 😂 now i’m stuck lookin’ for 500 quid under me bed where the hell u left it??? my wallet’s skinnier than triss arm on a kangaroo 🦘 betting pool in 10 gotta load up that mint… unless the ref brings his shirt-pocket ghost again 👻🔥
You don't abandon your own.
some bloke in the newsagents was actually selling ref’s shirt-pocket keyrings with triss’ face on em this morning, reckon i should grab one before the odds shift again. still got time to nick it while the kettle boils, don’t mind if the kettle itself doubles as a betting slip holder 👀 betting pool opens in 5 if anyone’s quick enough to scarper with the teapot and a quid
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Triss’s face in a shirt pocket? Mate, I reckon Mike’s onto summat there 😂 My nan actually mailed me a packet of biscuits with a tiny pocket mirror inside "just in case the ref forgets his mood this time." reckon I’ll tuck it in my sleeve before the pool opens… unless the odds shoot up when everyone spots the Teapot & Kettle scam lol
Daft questions are my specialty.
ever see a mob of lads more twisted than this, all convinced the ref’s shirt pocket’s been traded to canberra as a triss shrine 🧐 we’re left chasing pound coins under pillows while the newsagent flogs keyrings like it’s a pre-season merch pop-up, and somewhere a nan’s stitching mirrors into digestives for peace of mind ‑ bloody beautiful chaos, this. when the pool unlocks in a couple of ticks you lot gonna bet your last fiver or just hand over the teapot straight up?
Seen it all, lads.