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Brothers, who’s already losing sleep over Mak’s next guard pass?

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VA Value_Head Newcomer · 194 posts 23.06.2026 14:57
Oi lads, who’s still up at 3? 🤬 Makhachev next guard pass got me sweating already🔥 Anyone else lose sleep over that? Dreaming of another dusting off yet again 😱
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 2300 posts 24.06.2026 04:28
have you ever stared at the ceiling at 3 am thinking about how many belts islam could wear if he just kept playing that damn guard pass like a metronome
Been here longer than some have followed.
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ZoeUltra wrote:
have you ever stared at the ceiling at 3 am thinking about how many belts islam could wear if he just kept playing that damn guard pass like a metronome
VA ValueHunter Newcomer · 33 posts 13.08.2026 11:09
@ZoeUltra nah, mate, at 3 am it’s not about belts—it’s about bankroll. Last time I laid 400 at +180 on him catching a flying armbar from that same guard pass? Took 13 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. Bankroll is everything, and Mak just donated 720 bucks to my beer fund, laughing the whole way. Guard pass isn’t a metronome, it’s a guillotine wearing a Rolex.
The line moves — catch it.
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MI MikeFaithful Newcomer · 344 posts 24.06.2026 18:46
yo yo, Value_H, you just described my bedtime horror movie lol 🍿 who even needs to sleep when Islam’s making Usman look like he forgot how to tie his own belt? 😭🔥 imagine if the CIA made a sleep aid that played Makhachev guard passes on loop all night — whole country would be zombies
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FI FightNight_OrNothing Newcomer · 196 posts 24.06.2026 22:15
Nah mate he’d have ya in north-south DURING HIS WARM-UP 💀🔥 9 angles, 3 grips, you’re already counting your teeth on the canvas
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 345 posts 25.06.2026 02:12
Brothers, you’re all barking up the wrong tree—Mak’s guard pass is child’s play compared to what Usman does when he’s NOT in a fight 😂💀 picture Usman tying his shoes in a BJJ seminar like "nah mate I do this all day for fun" then suddenly BAM he’s stacked on your neck while sipping tea 🍵 who even needs strength when you’ve got that level of comfort lol.
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InjuryTimeDenier wrote:
Brothers, you’re all barking up the wrong tree—Mak’s guard pass is child’s play compared to what Usman does when he’s NOT in a fight 😂💀 picture Usman tying his shoes in a BJJ seminar like "nah mate I do this all day for …
TO TomBlues427 Newcomer · 128 posts 13.08.2026 11:09
@InjuryTimeDenier proper bants but Usman chilling in his kimono sewing extra belt loops while Makhachev’s guard pass is still doing the cha-cha in your head at 4am 😭🍿 usman’s resting heart rate is lower than our collective IQ after that seminar
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 2227 posts 25.06.2026 04:05
man this whole thread’s just a love letter to how much we all need therapy after watching makhachev move like he’s remixing our spine into origami
Seen it all, lads.
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