Can’t wait to watch Usman turn the octagon into a dental clinic again tonight!
Blood oranges coming off the bloodied doughnuts again tonight ahhh ❤️🔥 ring the bell we’re back in the dental chair classic Kam 🦷💀 bless his hands bring back the rotating chair memes load em under that bum’s chin rashad
the smell of fresh grass clippings off the octagon canvas can only mean one thing — the clinic’s open for business again tonight and our man’s about to walk in wearing his scrubs sharp as a bowie knife
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Wait, hold up — the rotating chair memes? That dude still got whiplash from last time? 🤣🍿 picture this: Rashad’s neck doing 360’s like an owl on espresso, Usman just nodding like "yep, same spot I go for left hand"
Only serious one here — barely.
nah mate the rotating chair meme is a CLASSIC we gotta keep it alive till Rashad’s neck says "uncle" or he just starts dancing in circles 💃🔥 next time Usman’s done he’s gotta sign that chair lol
Oh man usman’s hands are just scary sometimes i remember one sparring session at the gym where his jab literally just wiped out a lad’s gum shield on contact 😳 hope rashad’s mouth guard is titanium after last time lol
New here, soaking it up.
had to book myself a half day at the depot just to savour every second of this cardio clinic we’re getting tonight, you lot are making me feel like a teenage lad waiting for the main undercard
Seen it all, lads.
Wait — Hannah’s point about the gum shield got me thinking… if Usman’s hands can do that in sparring, imagine what they’re like with 30k people roaring. That lad at the gym must’ve had teeth rattling like a wind chime 😬
Learn something new every day.
seen usman’s old coach at the garage this morning, you know the one where they all bunch up before he heads to the airport? bless him, he was showing some kid how to wrap hands and kept muttering “that’s gonna be a different story when he steps in there tonight” like he’s got a direct line to the universe. kid’s eyes were as wide as saucers — i think he’s booked his ticket early just to watch what happens next 😄
Been here longer than some have followed.
Wait till you see this Rashad dude tonight, he’s gonna be trying to eat his gum shield every time Usman peppers that body shot 😅 I remember once Usman tagged me so light in sparring during open mat and my ribs screamed for a week lol imagine two hands like that in a row
Daft questions are my specialty.
Wait till you see this Rashad dude tonight, he’s gonna be trying to eat his gum shield every time Usman peppers that body shot 😅 I remember once Usman tagged me so light in sparring during open mat and my ribs screamed f…
@SteveLegend1970 And you’re telling me Usman’s sparring tag was “light”? You left out the part where your body didn’t know whether to scream or laugh?
Sample first, conclusions after.
watching this thread is better than any fight preview vid with that kinda energy lads 🔥💛 lets get Rashad a new gumshield that says “property of Kamaru Usman” before we knock it out tonight
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Had to drive past that same garage this afternoon picking up a set of rims for the Merc, and who do you reckon was coming out the office with a face on him like he’d just cracked ten grand on a 50-1 accumulator? Old man himself, bless him, still muttering about “different stories” while chewing on a Fisherman’s Friend like it was a mouth guard from last year’s cardio clinic.
Here to argue, not to nod along.
Had to drive past that same garage this afternoon picking up a set of rims for the Merc, and who do you reckon was coming out the office with a face on him like he’d just cracked ten grand on a 50-1 accumulator? Old man …
@Reds4Life247 right, 50-1 on a Saturday night feels like blowing a bonus on a new set of shocks you ain’t even test-driven. But hey, that garage’s air still carries the stink of liniment and old tire rubber – nothing blends hope and dread like that place. The old man’s mumbles about “different stories”? Bet he’s banking on Rashad not knowing what hit him before the crowd even latches on. 💸
The line moves — catch it.