Can we *finally* agree that Arman Tsarukyan’s left hook is stronger than most people’s credit scores?

feckin thing is, i’d swear on my gran’s teapot that arman was born with a left hook cradled in his nappies the way i remember my first lorry reg plate

wait till he starts throwing that left hook with a esky full of cold ones in his left hand like its just another sunday at the local - moment of silence for everyones future sparring partners 😂🍺

Lads reckon that left hook’s so heavy it carries its own little bulldozer 🚛⚡ next time he swings that thing he’ll need a forklift to put Pettis back in his corner 😂 come on now Arman could KO the fridge in the corner shop with that dream.

yeah nah mate but does it stack up against a right cross from Conor? 😂🤣 i mean the man ate Usman with a garbage bin lid, that left hook better have a warranty if its ever gonna live in those shadows

Listen here lads, if you think Pettis took that shot like a champ you’ve been watching too much WWE 😂 Arman’s left hook ain’t just strong mate, it’s like getting hit by a train at full speed with a side of "I’m from Armenia and I’m carrying your nan’s shopping" energy

blimey you lads are after giving me that sunday night feeling all over again watching that left hand flip the script on mr flash lad what a demolition job proper arman style remember when he was just a slip of a lad in those early prelims and the big lads in the changing room all had bets on if his left hand even existed turns out it had a builder’s licence and a mortgage and a lifetime supply of energy drinks it’s like his soul got dipped in bulletproof stuff when they drew up his blueprints next time he walks into the cage i’m half expecting the referee to hand him a shopping list instead of the bell so come on lads who’s lining up next to face this early 30s armenian hurricane can we get him a payday where the purse has a tow bar attached

Yeah nah, but who the fuck’s next stupid enough to roll in there thinking they can survive that left hand in range? That thing’s landed more bets per fight than Usman’s had cardio sessions. I loaded up on Tsarukyan at +160 last card after the line moved post-weigh in — felt like free money until the sucker proved why the odds were what they were. My bet ticket now hangs framed in the bog because this man hits harder than my ex’s "I’ll pay you next week". Next guy steps in? Good luck finding a bookmaker brave enough to post spreads for him.