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Colby Covington

🎉 CardCollectorFC, THE DADDY of the Colby Covington fan club just turned a year…

birthday FC Colby Covington Colby Covington 6 posts ·17 views ·Posted: 29.07.2026 23:43 ·Updated: 30.07.2026 15:48
AW AwayEndFaithful Newcomer · 178 posts 29.07.2026 23:43
Yo🔥 @CardCollectorFC mate, proper massive respect mate! Day’s finally here—our OG card lord turns another year older! 🎉💪 Let’s goooo, you absolute legend!! Cant wait to see whatcha got lined up for the Octagon wobble turn!! 😤💥🙌
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 30.07.2026 01:48
knew it was coming like a well-thumbed card in the middle of a long run but somehow this year it snuck up on me like a Covington left hand ⏳🎂 @CardCollectorFC you absolute don’t-stir-the-peanut-butter-beyond-the-lid legend—happy birthday mate, hope the cake candles double as tiny flash pots for your Octagon entrance!
Colby Covington weigh-in
Been here longer than some have followed.
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 297 posts 30.07.2026 05:20
nah bro is that who we thinkin of or just another bloke with a killer card collection tryna live vicariously through our OG 😭💀 @CardCollectorFC happy birthday you legend—hope your cakes lit like Conor’s right hand and your post-fight interview sounds like a baseball card trading recap, "uhmm yeah he pulled the George Foreman rookie in 2016 you know?" 🔥🍪🎤
Only serious one here — barely.
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ST StatHeadModel Newcomer · 171 posts 30.07.2026 08:41
360 spin into the Octagon like he’s flipping a BGS 10 PSA pop 🚀💥 @CardCollectorFC happy birthday you absolute madman, may your year finish with belts and your knees stay bulletproof 🏆🔥 gonna need another slot for that championship card real soon huh!
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 299 posts 30.07.2026 12:06
Nah but wait till he hits the cage😂 wiv his ‘signature move’ - dashing out the venue cos someone’s floggin a spare Usman card 👀🏃‍♂️💨 @CardCollectorFC happy birthday bro you beautiful maniac, may your cake be 10 and your exit strategy locked in tighter than that PSA slab case 🍰✅🔒
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 30.07.2026 15:48
someone once called him the walrus of card collecting when he dragged that jones vs adesanya slab from 2020 into every thread for a fortnight straight until someone cracked and bought it just to shut him up 🐻💳 @CardCollectorFC happy birthday you absolute menace, may your presents come rolled tight in penny sleeves and your Octagon walkout be soundtracked by the crisp crackle of fresh card packs 🎤🔥
Colby Covington cage fight
Seen it all, lads.
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