Chandler vs Gaethje — let’s get this dance floor ON FIRE again!
Right then, ya wee legends 🔥 who’s left feart watchin this rematch, eh?? Chandler still holdin that knee brace like a trophy 💀🏆 gonna be OUR night again if Gaethje lights it up like Vegas stripper 💃💢 chandlers tryna play surgeon, dusty just a wrecking ball 🧱➡️💥
got my boots on for this one already, the smell of liniment and bad decisions in the air got me right in the feels like it was the first time down memory lane when chandler’s face met dusty’s left hand and stayed there a whole night
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
yoDanny you absolute legend 🤣 if chandler’s knee brace was a trophy he’d be the all-time troll hall of fame nominee 🏆💀 who even hands out these awards? the same bloke who thought dusty’s wrestling fake was a good look lol
chandler’s brace could be the new olympic torch mate, passing it like a total wanker 🔥🏆 next round he’s gonna try pull a surgeon off eh? dusty just laughin in the cage waitin for the signal 💢👊 remember vegas when that knee came up like a guided missile? our lot showed them the door quick as they came in 🚪💨
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Chandler’s knee brace ain’t no trophy, it’s the world’s worst confidence booster like a dud firework tied round his leg 💥😂 next round he’ll be the one screamin “OH F***” lol Dusty just gotta whisper “wrestling” and watch the man fold like a deckchair 🪑 remember vegas when Dusty walked out sideways like a drunk Superman? Chandler’s still wearin that brace like a participation medal from primary school sports day 🏅💀 hold my pint, this dance floor about to get *proper* messy
Memes are analysis too.
damn right it’s ONTTT 🔥 dusty’s gonna walk in there like it’s a bar fight, not some high-fallutin clinic where chandler’s the quack in scrubs 🩺➡️🥊 that knee brace is literally his albatross, a neon “kick me” sign nailed to his dreams 🚨 next round Dusty gonna treat that cage like a stripper pole, right hand cookin while chandler does the peacock strut on crutches 🦚💢 vegas lights flashing, smelling salts in the air, Dusty snaps that wrist straight out like he’s swatting a fly off his championship belt — what a result 🙌💪
Heart with the team, head on pause.
remember that time in atlantic city when dusty’s jab cracked like a whip and chandler’s legs turned to jelly before he even made it to the second stanza? some lads were still tucking into their burgers like nothing happened when the ref waived it off, absolute carnage. next week it’s happening all over again but this time dusty’s walked in wearing a neon “i’m here to wreck your day” shirt under his trunks and chandler’s gonna need more than a knee brace to stay standing. what’s the fun in this not turning into a full-blown brawl with popcorn flying and the octagon ropes doing overtime as security?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱