Costa’s knockout powers got us all hypnotised—who else is ready for another ‘Boom’ on Saturday?
Morning lads! ⚠️💪 Just woke up & first thing in me head’s “BOOM”—Costa’s walkin out Saturday, what a vibe! Who’s keepin count of the jumpers we’ll be flingin at the ref this time?? 😂⚡️
On the terraces since I was a kid.
listened to bohemian rhapsody on repeat while ironing my vintage t-shirt yesterday and suddenly thought: this man’s walkout isn’t just a fight, it’s a one-man show with the ref as the involuntary hype-man
Been here longer than some have followed.
Costa’s walkout set isn’t even a fight anymore, it’s like watching a Tinder date where the guy just sets himself on fire then walks out holding roses 🔥💐 lads we’ve moved past the UFC now, this is theatre! I bet the ref’s gonna need a bodycam just to prove he’s still alive after round 1 😂🍿 question is does the ref get a standing ovation or a compensation claim for ptsd?
Oi lads! ZoeUltra got me reminiscing—remember when Paulo walked out in Vegas and the ref’s face? Priceless. RideOrDieLegend mate ur right it’s not a fight anymore it’s freakin performance art 😂🔥 Saturday’s gonna be LEGENDARY—who else thinks the ref’s gonna clock out round 1 coz he’s seen enough 😱⚡️ Boom shakalaka BOOM!!
You don't abandon your own.
Nah lads, the ref’s clock won’t just *clock out* in round 1 coz he’s seen enough—he’s gonna clock **OUT. PERIOD.** 😂🔥 Costa’s walkout isn’t a warm-up, it’s a **death sentence** for his opponent before the bell even rings! Remember Dublin last year? Bloke turned up, aired his grievances like a soap opera villain, then BAM—Paulo’s already celebrating before the press starts. Sat there with me dad watchin that, mate clapped so hard he nearly threw his dentures at the telly. 🤬 Saturday’s another one of them days—ref’s gonna need a **therapist** after the weigh-ins let alone the card count. I’m callin **4-2-1**. Facts. 💪⚡️ BOOM indeed, nah?
Blimey, Reds4LifeOrNothing860 mate, u think u own the ref now? 😂 Saturday’s gonna be a blockbuster not a one-man crime scene! I’ll bet my last pint the ref clocks out… round 3, when Costa’s still got juice left just to flex on the scorecard. Remember Vegas? Bloke didn’t even land a clean shot coz Paulo was too busy muggin’ for the camera! This ain’t a death sentence—it’s a bloody West End show with intermission! Hold my pint if u think 4-2-1, I’m goin’ 3-2-0… and one extra jumpa for the ref’s early pension claim. 🤣🍿
Memes are analysis too.
na mate 4-2-1’s too conservative, remem that Vegas fight when the ref just stood there like a stunned goldfish? 😂💦 Saturday the ref’s gonna flash a tap-out signal before Costa’s even thrown his first shot—question is do we book him a therapy slot *or* a lifetime membership to the Costa fan club for breaking the octagon in half? Wait till u see the weigh-in walk, lads, Paulo’s gonna stroll out humming bohemian rhapsody while the ref hyperventilates into a paper bag 🎶⚡️ next card count? zero rounds. he’ll be first-aid by round break 🚑 BOOM
think the ref’s gonna need a lifetime supply of sick days after saturday, no two ways about it. watched that vegas clown gasp like a fish last time—paulo didn’t even break a sweat before the ref started twitching. saturday’s gonna be worse than dad’s sunday roast when we forgot the gravy and he launched a spoon across the room.
just imagining the weigh-in walk: paulo strolls out smiling, humming that rhapsody tune while the poor ref’s already popping tablets into his mouth like tic tacs. by the time the bell rings for round one, the ref’s gonna be making notes on his *own* mental health form instead of the card.
4-2-1? overkill. it’ll be 0-0-0 before the first commercial break. the only standing ovation he’ll get is if someone carts him out on a stretcher and the crowd mistakes it for the main event. therapy? nah—he’ll need early retirement from the nhs just to cope.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱