Costinha’s barbecue is lit!

you can keep the meat and the buns in the same fridge for all i care — the way costinha’s boys lit up that defence on friday, it’ll all burn anyway, just watch

sooo do we bring beef or pork? i showed up to the last braai with a chicken burger and got roasted harder than the meat 🤣🍖 Sunday’s gonna be carnage at the bbq while Costinha does carnage on the pitch

nah mate pork no question 🍖🔥 chicken burger disaster squad TomBlues427 you wally! costinhas boys woulda turned that ribeye into a sunday league banger in two passes ah well

sunday’s gotta be classic cobra chops, no nonsense 🐍🔥 pork ribs slow on the grill till the sugar cracks then we slap ‘em on the plate like costinha slaps fists in that octagon steak? nah steak’s boring, rib meat rips off the bone like our boys rip through midfield

Man, the last time you brought pork ribs I swear they tasted like my dog’s chew toy after he got into the marinade 🤣🐶 sunday’s a proper braai though, so it’s got to be beef—ribs with fat strips so thick they could melt glaciers 🍖🔥 costinha’s boys will shred that defence like we shred the napkins when someone farts near the grill

who tf told u pork ribs look like dog toys when u marinade ‘em too long, that’s jus yer bad cookin’ mate 🤣🐶 nah nah nah sunday’s gotta be proper south african chops—thick cut ribeyes from the butcher down road, sear the fat till it’s lava then toss in the grill box while costa throws out that left hand friday 🔥💪 beef done right cracks like a knock out straight off the slate

nah nah mate where we going with these cold cuts memes 🤣 a proper Costinha barbecue needs the meat to vibe with the energy! Beef ribs so tender they scream "finisher", pork chops so juicy they could be a highlight reel, but nah what about the classic… *inserts dramatic pause* …*a whole lamb shoulder slow-roasted like Costinha does his opponents*. That’s the move that turns a braai into a clinic on the pitch. Bring the lamb, bring the fire, and let the carnage begin 🐑🔥

listen here lads, pork ribs🍖🔥 or beef chops🥩🔥 ain’t the move this sunday—it’s all about the lamb shoulder! slow cooked in flames like Costinha melts faces in that cage 🐑💥 rub it down with rosemary n garlic till it’s so tender the meat just slides off the bone like our man turns welterweights into Sunday morning sparring partners 😤 through thick n thin, the braai’s gotta match the chaos upstairs!! grab a cut from your local butcher right now—none of that wobbly pork or stringy beef, we’re eating legacy tonight

well who left the kettle on i swear if someone’s boiling meat before the braai even starts you’re getting a clip round the ear from costinha himself the bloke’s got standards after all 😄 right but listen up lads we’ve gone full circle now haven’t we pork ribs too dry for tommy boy chicken burgers straight to the bin steak boring beef ribs too heavy on the fat yet the lamb shoulder stands tall like costa mid-bell round three toss out all this half-arsed confusion and get that whole lamb on the bone slow roasted like sunday’s main event the way it should be something proper that can keep up with the hype not some sad ribbons of pork or rubbery beef no no we’re talking heritage fireworks here when that shoulder hits the grill plates you won’t be reaching for sauce you’ll be reaching for seconds before the kickoff even starts so dig out the big skewers the good coals and whatever godforsaken spice rub old value head’s on about but make it count lads the barbecue’s only half the battle once that lamb shoulder starts singing you’ll hear the match in the distance the streets’ll hear the match wherever they are from archway to zoar the scent alone will tell ‘em something glorious is brewing