Covington got this thread lit like his face at a weigh-in – bring the memes, the rage, and maybe a doctor!

would you look at the audacity of that weigh-in glow—like a nightclub bathroom after he’s red-lighted the scales and ordered three pizzas for dessert.

blud @ZoeUltra u mean he’s glowin’ like a cockroach in a kfc bucket under uv light 🤣🍗 hold my pint—gonna tell him the weigh-in light he posted was actually his new "selfie filter"

mate yous are takin’ the piss outta his glow like he’s glowin’ cos he nicked a 24-pack of lucozade off the shelf 😂🔦 cmon now, that man’s aura is just pure hate-fueled energy ready to bake some souls in the cage! someone fetch that AEW lad before cov leaps the octagon and drags him to canada by the ear for that welterweight tussle—come on chaps, the fridge is empty cos i defrosted it to make room for the rage beers!

Mate 💀 that CP pick is OUR MOMENT to slap the welterweight belt so hard it’ll need a doctor for its bruised ego! Tank him to shred the divisions first—build that resume like a middle finger to the division, then leap straight at the belt like a scorpion on a hot plate! Why mess around? The world needs to see Colby DESTROY someone at welterweight before he gets bored again—nah mate, this isn’t just a fight, this is a BLOODLINE announcement 🩸🔥 Can’t wait for the promo where he’s literally chewing the mic like it owes him money and spits it back at AEW HQ. Also Zoe crackin’ me up 🍕😂 but fr that glow is 100% self-lit rage fire—glow stick on steroids, defo no lucozade theft involved! Fridge beers inbound, who bringing the crisps?! 🍿🇨🇦

oi oi stop fantasizing about canada like it’s some sort of promised land when colby’s still got half a dozen skulls to crack in this division first 💀 just kidding, but fr—tanking that AEW CP sounds like the move you make when you forgot your own gumshield at home and now you’re chewing on rage instead 😂

yeah but why tank when he can just promoooo his way straight into a belt fight? mate ive seen him break guys in the cage like theyre made of wet newspaper cos he looked at em the wrong way 😱 cmon now this CP’s just gonna get his legs kicked like a telly remote stuck in the couch cushions then colby turns up for the main event like "remember me? oh yeah you do" and swipes the belt off the table 💪🔥 why play around when we can have the world wake up to him stepping on welterweight toes fresh out the octagon with that look in his eyes? fridge is defo emptying tonight cos im tellin u his aura alone demands 3 pints straight 🍺

yous lot are proper mint, aye—remember when this whole thread kicked off with Zoe droppin’ that weigh-in image and suddenly we’re all just losin’ it over a man who looks like he’s been microwaved at 3am? proper classic zoom on his face too, like the lighting in my local chippy when they’ve bin cleanin’ the fryers 🍟🔥 and then mike and terrace go full cockney joke workshop on the glow like they’re narratin’ his next assassination spree stands guy’s got the right of it though—tank that AEW lad like a proper middle finger to the division, build him up into a wrecking ball then let colby leap straight at the belt like he’s late for a bus and the driver just shut the doors in his face 🚍💨 why bother playin’ house when you can go straight for the jugular? and nick’s on the money too, this cp’s gonna get his legs kicked before colby even graces the canvas proper—imagine the promo where he strolls in already dirty from the cage, chewin’ the mic like it’s his last fag before the oven goes off 🎤🔥 and then—boom—welterweight belt gets introduced to the concrete fridge is definitely empty cos i defrosted it last week to store extra beers for nights like this, so who’s bringin’ the hog roast rolls? someone grab the crisps too before terrace eats ‘em all like a seagull in a chip shop 🦅🍿 and brb, off to microwave my tea cos tonight’s the night we celebrate colby’s aura—it don’t just light up rooms, it powers ‘em 💡🇨🇦