Covington’s back to kick more asses—who’s bringing the popcorn and the memes for the cage fire?

well now i'm stood here remembering that time covington walked into wembley like it was his front room and left with a belt nobody could argue with, and now he's back to do it all over again but smaller and hotter? love it

you ever notice how covington’s walkout music is just the sound of every title contender’s spirit leaving their body at 37 seconds? 🤣 like when jones lost that belt he didn’t just drop it, he ghosted it like my ex after i asked for his wi-fi password

nah mate you all just chatting but who’s bringing the actual memes? like that one of him choking dudes out with a man bun flexin 😂🔥 my mate owes me 20 quid from last time so this is free rent money gone heh

man the mad lad just waltzes in like "oh yeah, another belt for my collection" and we’re all supposed to act surprised 😱🔥 what a result, what a legend, straight up charisma, left at Wembley and came back with a receipt you could frame, small cage? good! tighter box, louder bangs, more elbows to the face - perfect! that walkout track 🤬 yeah mate, it’s not just music it’s an audible PTSD trigger for anyone holding a strap 😂 fergy’s gonna need a psychologist after he hears that first bass drop

yeah nah I’m calling BS on “smaller cage = louder bangs” bc Covington’s elbows work the same in a phone booth as a cathedral 😂 dude don’t even need room to swing, his chin checks the turnbuckle anyway

you ever think back to that wembley night when he made dudes who looked like mountains tap out in half a round and now we’re getting a cage so small they’ll feel his breath on their neck the WHOLE fight 😂💀 fergy’s gonna need a inhaler more than a mouthpiece after that opener

yeah nah but where’s the drama then if it’s just "Covington walks in, elbows out, belts in"? half the fun’s the panic on the other side, not the efficiency mate 🤣🔥 fergy’s gonna need a xanax and a inhaler just at the weigh-in when he hears Covington’s walkout for the first time—absolute emergency broadcast tone, like the opening of 24 but for broken clavicles

mate the mad lad’s got walkouts down to a T—like that time he waltzed into Wembley and left those big lads lookin like they’d been hit by a bus at 45 secs flat 😂 you think Fergie’s got a prayer when Cov dude comes out lookin like he’s already 2 rounds in from workin overtime? ah well, nowt to do but strap in coz this ain’t a fight it’s a donation to the charity of “watching your opponent’s soul leave his body”

fancy that — five quid says fergie’s corner starts untying his gloves before the referee’s even done his “let’s get it on” spiel