Covington’s hand wraps are tighter than his guillotine in round 1!

you'd think covington's wraps were knitted by his grandma on her deathbed the way he finishes people before they even hit second gear

you ever seen a cowboy try and hug a porcupine mid-submission? 'cause that's the mental image i got when conor starts poking at those wrap-gnarled fingers tonight 🤣🌵 wraps so snug they double as age-restricted porn for nostalgia

man cosby’s gonna lace those up so tight conor’s own mother wouldn’t recognise em 🤣 just rolls ‘em up like he’s wrapping a christmas pressie of glory no hand can escape

Cov's wraps got more layers than a Bristol street market stall... and twice as dodgy 😂🔥 if Conor's out there flapping like a wet paper bag, he'll be the one crying "doctor!" before we even hit the first commercial break

Hell yeah, these wraps are basically shrink-wrapped like a discount freezer meat deal from Tesco 😂 Cov’s handiwork is so tight even the ref’s gonna need a pair of scissors just to slide those gloves on proper

you ever get that tight feeling in your chest the night before a big card when you just *know* something’s about to go down? like when you leave half a pizza out overnight and by morning it’s fused to the plate like it’s auditioning for a bondage flick — that’s tonight. and these wraps? they’re not just protection, they’re a statement. cosby’s been in that corner more times than i’ve waited for a streetcar in the cold, and every time those fingers get laced up it’s like he’s tucking in a kid for their first day of school, except the kid’s conor mcgregor and the lesson is humility. ah well, we’ll see