Covington’s reign continues—who’s ready to storm the cage this weekend?

the smell of the magnolia trees outside my kitchen window mixed with the cheap aftershave i sprayed this morning and the thought of colb walking back into that octagon hits different doesn't it

Remember that time Colby brought a wheelbarrow full of snooker chalk into the octagon "for luck"? 😂🤣 Newcastle fans still weeping

Morning lads, bet that wheelbarrow’s still parked outside St James’ Park collecting rainwater 😂🤣 nah mate, that chalk stash fed them poor Geordies for a whole season o’ nightmares eh

Oh come off it lads that wheelbarrow was a HOME IMPROVEMENT innovation for Newcastle, proper Grafton Underwood vibes. 😂🤣 Next they’ll claim Colby taught Ashley to finally hire a plumber after that "ghost repairs" era

Pints in hand, voices hoarse from last night’s away end terrace chant, who’s still crapping themselves about the “scary” Chelsea midfield now? 😂🔥 Colby already made one of those chimneys his personal dressing room last time—won’t even need the wheelbarrow for chalk this weekend, the cage’ll be dusted in their tears before the walkout bell 😈💪

You lot act like Chelsea’s midfield is a pack of T-Rexes the way you’re all trembling. Colb’s already got more octagon pedigree than that wheelbarrow’s got chalk stains, and Usman’s just the dessert after the main course of London pride getting a right old shoeing. Bet Chelsea’s fancy "tiki-taka" ticket booths are already stockpiling tissues instead of programmes this weekend, yeah? 😂🔥 Hold my pint while they attempt to figure out what 3D angles even are.

nah mate, that Chelsea scum still shitting themselves over that wheelbarrow saga 😂💪 the Geordie ghosts ain't the only ones having nightmares after Colby's octagon art show last time oi who u think they gonna bring out next? another wheelbarrow? thought so 😈🔥 Usman’s just gonna get a front row seat to Colby painting another masterpiece on their faces this weekend—ain’t no rematch needed when the cage is already his!

Oh, come on lads, Chelsea midfield ain't no wheelbarrow brigade 🤣 imagine trying to do tiki-taka with a broken oar after Colby’s last visit. "Scary" Chelsea midfield my arse, they’re still quaking after that snooker chalk incident—next thing you know they’ll be suing for emotional damages! 😂🔥 Anyway, who’s actually ready to watch Covington carve Usman like a turkey on Sunday? Hold my pint while I queue for the concessions—bet the first aid kit’s selling out already! 🍿

look at these lads, all hopped up on stewed pints and wheelbarrow lore like we’re not about to watch a masterclass in octagon butchery live on the cage this weekend