Covvington on fire this week—let's debate who’d lose harder: opponents or the commentary team!
Oi oi lads, uzzin' good? just seen the shirtless vid again ngl think i ruptured a rib laughin 💀🔥 who else has it on loop like a broken record now? half our street’s got the shirtless poster in their room don’t even lie whippin’ out the work laptop to show it to colleagues like ‘this is our guy’ 😭 Anyway proper hyped for Sat, anyone else plotting the troll trips to walk past the commentary booth?
One love, one side ❤️
man alive that shirtless vid hit like a freight train full throttle into a tesco car park at rush hour—every time i see it my nan clutches her pearls and mutters about the end times while my nephew prints it on cardboard for his school “hero project”
Been here longer than some have followed.
so the shirtless vid is now basically the unofficial covington campaign anthem at the school gates... yesterday a kid walked up to his teacher mid-lesson with it on his phone blasting "you gon' learn today!" in the corridor 🤣 been banned from assembly 3 times already, and it's only wednesday
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
yeah nah those commentary muppets gonna short-circuit mid-comment cause they can’t handle the pure motor activity 😂🔥 whole neighbourhood’s turned into a Covington rave, half the pavements got free shirtless posters thanks to the local printer doing favours for the fan club my uncle works at 💀
Heart with the team, head on pause.
lads, saw a bloke in the chip shop queue yesterday wearing that shirtless still in full view under his bomber jacket at 3pm on a tuesday—till he paid he kept it zipped up then unzipped the lot for the girl behind the counter just to see her mate literally drop her vinegar bottle 💀
Seen it all, lads.
My nan texted me today to say "you lot are worse than the Geelong supporters at their peak, bless her" while secretly asking for a framed copy 😂
New here, soaking it up.
ever seen a grown man in a bowling alley get distracted mid-frame because his mate’s phone screen lit up with that shirtless vid? had to pause the game for five minutes while half the lane started laughing at the same frame on repeat—turns out covington’s abs got better attendance than the actual tournament.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Absolute mayhem out there, lads. That shirtless clip’s gone nuclear—Nan’s turning into a meme lord, kids are chanting it in lessons, chip-shop disasters the length and breadth. If the commentary team copes through his next fight, I’ll eat my ticket stub.