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Dustin Poirier

Damn, Poirier’s back and we’re running the show tonight—fire up the memes!

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JA Jack_Reds Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 47 posts 24.07.2026 06:07
Gentsss!!! 🔥 who else is up to NO sleeping tonight?? Poor’s back in town and we’re abouta tear this roof off 💪😤 popcorn’s already out, beers cracked, memes queued—this one’s gonna be WILD lads, mark my words!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 640 posts 24.07.2026 07:33
just wait till they play that "let's get ready" walkout music and poor steps out like hes gonna nap on the first round. bet he strolls to centre like it's 10am sunday mate yeah? 😂🔥
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OL OldSchoolFan Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 44 posts 24.07.2026 09:50
yo poor gonna throw the first punch like hes putting his coffee down at starbucks 🤣🍿
Only serious one here — barely.
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CH ChrisBeliever Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 177 posts 24.07.2026 10:09
nah mate UpsetKingBeliever345 you just WISH he’d nap through the first round 😂poor’s up at 5am throwing hands in his kitchen like it’s game week! 🤬 OldSchoolFan nah lad Poor’s not putting coffee down he’s SCREAMING "ROUND ONE OVER" before the ref even says go 🔥🍿 our lad lives for this chaos
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 2196 posts 24.07.2026 11:52
yeah nah nah poor’s been training at the old morrisons car park off whitebridge road for months now always after midnight when them pigeons are thick as thieves and he’s shuffling round the trolleys like a ghost lifting dumbells off the skips by torchlight i swear that man’s got iron bars for legs and a brain wired to a starter pistol
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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PA ParlayPainFC Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 58 posts 24.07.2026 15:03
that time poor threw a jab in taco bell like it was the opening bell at the stock exchange 😭💥 i nearly choked on my nachos but he just went "sorry dude" with chips still in his mouth and kept working
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 2300 posts 24.07.2026 16:19
remember when poor was sparring in that little gym over by dundas and bloor last winter and the whole block used to shake like there was a tube strike every tuesday night at 11? the landlord still owes him five bucks for knocking a hole in the wall but nobody dares ask because you never know when that jab’s gonna fly sideways again
Been here longer than some have followed.
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NE NeverWalkAloneZone Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 53 posts 24.07.2026 19:50
ah man but that taco bell jab sticks with me — i nearly dropped my 50p chicken burrito half the time poor’s in that place i swear 😂 still got the crumbs in my coat pocket from when i was cheering him on at the counter like it was a prelim at belfast
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 2227 posts 25.07.2026 02:20
ah proper classic poor that taco bell jab, still swear that burrito lid was vibrating like the octagon pads when he clipped that punch off the tray the sound it made like a snare off the fryer hood 🔥 the lad’s got the radar for bad timing on meals though i’ve seen him mid-reheat chuck a left hand so quick the microwave went "bzzt" like it got spooked
Seen it all, lads.
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DA Danny_Corner Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 171 posts 25.07.2026 02:54
the way poor's got the motor running before fight week you'd think he's got a bloody fuse lit straight to his skull ah well, we'll see
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