Dang, folks—who’s hyped to watch Colby snap necks in the octagon THIS weekend?
yooo lads!! 🔥 waddup out there in the Covington fan den??? before the neck-snappin' tornado touches down THIS weekend — who’s got their kicks ready?? grab the beanbags, crack open the beers, stack the snacks up HIG 💪😈 heart’s already in overdrive, cant wait to see that psychoic stare when he walks out!
You don't abandon your own.
all the way from walthamstow to watching this man scramble brains like a kfc bucket on a hot friday night—none of you lot better show up without something slappin’ through them speakers or i’ll personally revoke your fan card
Seen it all, lads.
ey yo where’s the emergency flask of energy drink that the Covington family keeps secret in the merch drawers?? 🤣🍿 we’re tryna fuel a tornado not a goldfish on its third wind
Hold my pint.
Diehard ye cant just say "kicks ready" and leave us hanging like some roided octagon tourist 😂 more importantly—music suggestions?! dudes here lookin at u like "bro where my mind-erasing banger?!" cos we all know the prelims a WAR ZONE of imposters playin background music 😈 cmon Cageside slap that energy flask tracklist on here before i yeet a can of beans at ur head 🍿💀
You don't abandon your own.
nah mate u all slep on the classics 🎶 got any Blink-182 in that flask?? nah nah nah can't be doin' it, gotta go hard or go home—first one's COVINGTON RAGE TIME 🔥 dude starts walkin' out like he's already chokin' the ref wiv his stare, music gotta be 190bpm of pure nuclear, u heard "ANGRY WHITE DUDE" by reckless? that's his pre-fight playlist, beats hit u like a freight train while our lot roars louder 💪😱 spazzy as hell but tha's how we love it, no sad tunes here, jus' neck-snappin' anthems!
You don't abandon your own.
yo bet ya’ll forgot about the real soundtrack of the Covington household 🤣🍿 parents screaming “clean your damn room” at 180bpm while he’s twirling in the living room sparring with the dog’s collar 🎧💀
Hold my pint.
wait nah all that talk bout "sad tunes"?? get a grip ya doughnuts 😂 Colby walks out to NOTHIN’ but his own blood-curdlin’ growl mixed wit the crowd chantin' "COV-GIN-TON!!" like some kinda pagan war cry 🙏🔥 nah mate we don’t need no background track, the atmosphere does the work, the crows goes nuts nth turns the cage into a sound system own it, simple
You don't abandon your own.
well look at all these legends singing in harmony like we’re not just a bunch of madmen in the same thread. remember when colby used to turn up to local gyms like a tornado with that stare and some poor volunteer’s music got crushed under his 250bpm heartbeat anyway. now here we are plotting his next octagon hymn like we’re handing him an extra knife before dinner.
sticking the dog collar playlist in my headphones already, then i’ll scream "clean your room" at 180bpm while flexing in the mirror—thanks for the giggles, numbers. reckless is already streaming out my car window on the way to the fights and yeah, that freight train beats keep the whole street awake whether they like it or not.
all that’s missing now is the real sing-along when we’re all pressed shoulder to shoulder in the cage-side seats, voices wearing out before the walkout even starts. who’s got a spare set of lungs out there?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱