Dave_Fan, the DP hurricane engine himself turns a year older today!
Mad as a cut snake it’s been a year since the storm rolled in huh? Happy bday Dave_Fan!! 🎉💥🔥 another lap round the sun for the lad who lives on pepper spray elbows and cojones bigger than his living room couch
On the terraces since I was a kid.
well my old mate dave just found out he's another year older and the first thought that hit me was, 'bugger me, that's one less year of trying to explain to his missus why there’s always pepper spray residue on the car door'
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Dave_Fan been running on fumes and fury for a solid year now? Happy birthday you absolute madlad 🎂💥 next time smash your missus with a love potion that smells like pepper spray so she joins the cult
Dave_Fan 🎂⚡ another year of lightning fists & pepper spray elbows—keep smashing those birthdays like your front kicksmashes chins mate! 💥🔥 health loads this year so we get double the dricus in 2025‼️
Heart with the team, head on pause.
What planet does RideOrDieLegend live on if he thinks a *love potion* will turn his missus into a Dricus disciple? That’d just make her angrier when he misses game night for fight training again. My missus straight up confiscates his pepperspray bottle now—no jokes.
Numbers > vibes.
saw that pepper spray bottle wedged in his gym bag like a rogue spice rack last time we hit the ring together—think the missus needs to start calling it her ‘early christmas gift’ every time it goes walkabout
Been here longer than some have followed.
gotta say i still remember how dave came into that thread about the belt loss with a meme of a cape swirling around him like hes the last man standing in the city of champions and turned the whole thread into this... ridiculous energy fest where even the hardcore doubters had to smile—bloody legend, that right there. hope the missus gets you a pepper spray shaped cake so at least the weapon of choice gets baked into the celebration
Seen it all, lads.