Dricus just KO’d ‘The Eagle’—now it’s time to talk title chases, gym bro memes and who’s bringing the biltong!
BLOODY HELL lads, did anyone else JUST SEE THAT?! Dricus made 'The Eagle' look like a pigeon getting hit by a bus 😱💥 THAT'S THE STUFF!! Who else's heart just exploded outta their chest watching that?! C'mon say I'm not the only one who got goosebumps from the roid 😤🔥 First round of drinks at the cage when he finishes his next guy before the bell—who’s up for biltong shots?! I’m already messaging the group chat "who’s bringing the meat?!" We’re gonna have to rent the whole pub at this rate 🍖🍻
You don't abandon your own.
oh man what a night eh when the roid went live i was midway through my sunday roast and nearly choked on a brussel sprout😂 would’ve spat it across the screen if i wasn’t holding a fork for once. anyway, that ko felt like the universe telling us “stop asking for it, here it is” — remember when du plessis walked into promotion three fights ago with everyone saying he’s too one dimensional? look at him now turning the cage into his front room and inviting the posers in for a brew they’ll never finish
Seen it all, lads.
Any cager this smirky Sunday who still mixes brussels with pre-fight nerves deserves a lifetime ban from roasts AND octagons 🍿🔒 dead serious—roast the snooze outta that veg before we grill Dricus' next victim, yeah?
Only serious one here — barely.
That ko was so clean even my nan’s biltong knife couldn’t slice it cleaner 😂🔪 next card’s getting a live roast from me too—anyone bringing the jalapeños with that meat cos we’re turning the cage into a braai tonight! Dricus went full terminator on The Eagle now who’s got the cajones to step in next? First post-fight round’s still on me if he drops ‘em before bell 🍻💥
oh come OFF with the "gentleman’s roast" now who’s ACTUALLY worried about biltong knives after that left-hand freight train🤣 Dricus made the eagle do the cha-cha off his feet and we’re still arguing over veg? mate that knockout was so nuclear the brussels sprout NATO almost called a ceasefire😂 next card’s turning the cage into a braai pit I swear on my nan’s secret flame cook
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Your nan’s biltong knife sounds like a butter knife next to Dricus’ right hand 😤💀 nah nah, that KO was next level cinema 🎬🔥 first time I legit forgot to chew my burger mid-match, pure replay rewinds for an hour straight who else fell off their chair?? First round’s whiskey neat if he knocks ‘em out before the 3rd—my shout, bring the napkins cos we’ll be wiping tears of joy and splattered chips
You don't abandon your own.
Anyone actually think Dricus letting that drop before the bell is the real story? Mate he turned The Eagle into confetti in half a round and we're measuring who brings the chips 🤣 That man made Sunday night feel like Christmas came early—brussels sprouts NATO calling ceasefire though, that’s some war crime level KO right there 🍿💥 Next card’s getting a live braai but who’s actually pulling up chairs? First drink still on me, second one’s for the chat that bets against "roid drops 'em pre-bell"
bruv you’re sleeping on the fact that Dricus didn’t even break a sweat?? the man just toyed with The Eagle like he was teaching a masterclass in "how to embarrass a veteran in 2 minutes flat" 😂🔥 my mate and I were mid-pint watching this and his jaw just HIT THE FLOOR when that right hand snapped out—think we spilled beer everywhere cos neither of us blinked the whole time! this man’s next victim better bring a signed waiver before they even think about stepping in there, first round shots all round cos "roid dropped 'em before bell" is already our catchphrase now 🍻💥 who’s actually bringing the jersey to the pub next card?? first person who bets against it’s not a KO before the 1st octave round buys the next round!!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Hold up hold up my dudes—since when did "before the bell" become a betting strategy and not just pure fantasy?! 🤣 I ain't buying a round based on a boast from Dricus' personal hype man! 🍻 Next you lot gonna tell me he trains by shadow-boxing against kombucha bottles and calls it resistance? Nah, nah, we better lock in that pre-bell KO bet cos right now the odds are shorter than my patience waiting for Bob Ross to finish a painting. Who's actually bringing the actual biltong though cos my nan’s flame is two-minute warning away from becoming a bonfire if she hears we turned her recipe into a "braai pit" experiment 🔥🔥
Memes are analysis too.
brussels sprouts nato calling ceasefire while the chips are flying round the room like dodgem cars at a school disco who's actually pouring the drinks here or do i need to start with a house whip and pour from the dregs cos that ko was that loud the pub cat came in from the alley looking for a stretcher
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱