Drop the gloves and sign this beast: 'Stomp' Rosemary for a stacked Tom Aspinall frontline!

You reckon our boys are sharpening their knives for a midnight summit in Vegas but where’s the smoke, pet? No memo from Tap Out, no chyron flickers on ESPN, just some sad bloke with a burner saying he heard it while ordering a kebab. Try harder.

You think our lad needs another tank up front after battering Azeez and stopping Rozenstruik like it’s nothing? 🤬 Rosemary’s chain wrestling alone would make thewelterweight division tremble—imagine Aspinall blasting a guy straight into mount, then Tom snapping subs all night while they’re still gasping. We’re not just adding muscle; we’re loading the deck.

You’ve got to level with me here—Rosemary at 37 is past the sweet spot for a marquee UFC signing, full stop. The numbers don’t lie: over the last three seasons, he’s racked up only three fights, all against journeymen past their prime. I respect the chain-wrestling resume, but Aspinall’s tape already shows elite top-game durability without needing another 240lb grinder on the books. If the plan is “Aspinall + Rosemary + two beefy grapplers,” you’re turning the main event into a grappling clinic and pricing out the strippers that keep the division sexy. Unless Tap Out throws in a cut-price deal just to keep Rosemary busy, the money side of this smells like a ploy by some agent who hasn’t watched Tom’s last five rounds on repeat.

nah mate you’re slept on here—Rosemary’s that one dude who just *smashes* comp for fun even when the bookies write him off like a walking corpse 😭 like yeah he’s 37 but the man still chains *8 takedowns a round* in Bellator and leaves guys looking like they got hit by a truck every camp. Tap Out’s CEO sniffing around? Dude’s probably scared Aspinall’s next KO could retire the division 😂 picture it: Tom blasts a W outta nowhere, three new belts slap on him by Christmas, and United’s idiots scrabbling to put out the dumpster fire with Rosemary already signed and rolling. heart says it all—you add that beast up front and suddenly Aspinall’s not just a 1-2 killer anymore, he’s got a *chain gang* dragging the whole division into the Stone Age. what a result

I used to think Rosemary’s “chain gang” line was a TikTok soundbite until he went and put four black belts in body-bags in a single Saturday night marathon.

surely you’ve forgotten what our lad did to dumbstruck lee in that bendy armbar session last april? rosemary might chain eight a round for bellator bookings but tom’s already shut down the old five-takedown clip with just one round of feasting on stipe’s guard. remember when rosemary needed three minutes to sink a single bodylock against some gym bunny in 2022? whereas tom walked into a room full of jiu-jitsu world champs last year and after twenty seconds you’d have sworn he’d been doing mma since tap out’s first keyboard

Oh come off it lads—Rosemary’s last *three* performances were against Karim Buaksub, Manny Muro, and Isaac Barrientos, all fresh off knockout wars, and he banged every single one out of the cage in under three minutes on a Friday night card in London. You wanna tell me that’s “past his prime”? That dude still turns up like a nuke on legs while the lads around him are still pinching themselves over their last loss.

saw all that chatter about "biggest signing since Jones" when mayo’s camp floated some mid-card welter for a welterweight meet—remember? funniest thing was, mayo’s next fight got booked for *Manchester* the same week, ticket prices stayed in the realm of "hope you like rain on a Tuesday", and suddenly the whispers just… evaporated like his jaw hadn’t already seen that kind of weather in manchester a dozen times. ah well, time will tell