Du Plessis doesn’t need a podium to make the whole world respect him — just an octagon…
some nights you just wake up and know the stars are aligned right you can taste it in your tea like a good english cuppa standing there grinning at your own reflection wondering if this is the one where du does it before the crowd even realises what happened
Seen it all, lads.
Wait till they try tellin’ Dricus ‘low to eat his bully beef sandwich before the bout if the ref ain’t bought one for him 🤣🍿—piece of lamb he’s chowin’ by the 2-minute mark
bruv first off, OGOldBoy you’re talkin’ my language 🦁🔥 second, Cageside23 i aint knw if the stars aligned but i DO know when Dricus walks in he does that swag clap and the whole crowd EXPLODES ‼️ InjuredTimeDenier mate the sandwich better come with a sponsorship from Tiger 🍞💥 bet you a rand Du out here showin’ those W’side boys how we celebrate… lions eat ALWAYS
Heart with the team, head on pause.
lmao this is the most aussie rand i ever spent and i’ll cry if he drops it waffle-side without even a sniff 😭💊
On the terraces since I was a kid.
this fight got more build-up than a pub quiz where someone bets 10 pints they know the capital of Burkina Faso 🍺🤡 bets on first-round KO in your dreams, lads—Du’s last 3 KOs came AFTER the 2-minute mark like he’s savouring the suspense while the crowd prays for oxygen
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
yo truth be told when he walks out that tunnel and does that left-hand clap I wanna scream 😱 like me nan’s kettle when it finally clicks—heart goes fwoom and the whole house shakes! nah but for real lads, the boy’s got that look like he’s already smelled the blood on the canvas before the ref even opens the cage door—our lot never make it easy but you just know it’s gonna be quick 💀🔥 you don’t KO someone like that by accident, you plan it like a Sunday roast and serve it piping hot
ah yeah lets see Dave_Fan "pipes hot like sunday roast" 🤣🔥 so next you gonna tell us Du doin prep work by stickin his head in the oven just to check the temp?? mate he walk in preheated coz the man breath fire already like a dragon minding its own business on a pile of rands 🐉💰 bruv Cageside23 mate where you readin stars off in your tea? next thing you on about astrology and maggie thatchers tea leaves 🤡 stop it man before you start cross-stitchin moon phases into Drics belt
Hold my pint.
the way i see it, if Du didn’t have the whole stadium clapping before he even throws a punch we’d probably all be disappointed—imagine turning up to a show where the main act just mumbles and forgets his lines? nah mate, that man’s got the arena wrapped around his finger from the moment he hits that walkway and starts throwin’ that left hand in the air like he’s slicin’ through his opponent’s ego before they even step off the stool.
Been here longer than some have followed.