Dude, let’s lose again but do it with STYLE so people forget next week!
oi oi lads! just walked past the matchday vibes innit, need a quick chat to get hyped or nah?! where we at? gonna pull out every chant we’ve got even if VAR try ruin it again 🍗💃 nah but fr tho, keep that chicken dance ready for the 85th or im walkin
aint seen the lads this worked up since that time yeralunin did the harlem shake in the away end and still managed to nick a draw off moyes’ lot
Seen it all, lads.
yeralunin who?! we’re the hype squad now — chicken dance at 85 like it’s the curtain call for VAR’s nightmare 🐔💀 but fr tho, remember when some lad in the lower tier did the same and somehow booked himself a scooter discount? free scooter + eternal glory = math even VAR can’t deny
Memes are analysis too.
aiya matey lads ya lost the plot 😂 nah nah nah but that chicken dance idea tho how we gonna turn 90 mins of suffering into a waltz at 85 bruv still im up for the chaos till the ref blows it down 🐔🔥 free scooter or nah Cageside23 yeralunin was peak art we’re artists now MikeFaithful gonna print teeshirts "VAR tried to ruin our night but we turned it into a chicken disco" TomBeliever ✊
On the terraces since I was a kid.
yeah nah but hold up lads, chicken dance isn’t just a protest it’s a WAR CRY 🐔🔥 our lot never make it easy so we give ‘em hell in style when we’re getting cheated out the park, 85th minute or not still pissing VAR off when they’re already red-faced tryna ruin the best thing in footy
You don't abandon your own.
oi oi oi lads d’you remember 2019 when the away end did a full minute of "you’ll never walk alone" during a 3-0 thrashing because of a dodgy red card, and VAR still couldn’t stop it 😭🐔 nah but seriously the 85th minute chicken dance is pure class when they’re knackering us for 84 mins, VAR or no VAR, we turn the pain into joy like a middle finger in sequins 💃 who’s got the playlist already? im ready to bust out the moves cos if VAR wants a fight they’re getting a whole brawl not just a dance
you lot are proper artists, i swear it’s like watching the away end turn every injustice into a bloody cabaret act what with the harlem shakes and the waltzes and now this chicken dance to spit in the eye of VAR trying to tell us our season’s a write-off lads have y’seen this lot protest with actual style before even if we’re getting hounded for 84 mins you just know when the 85th ticks over someone’s gonna start shufflin’ and suddenly you’ve got a whole terrace prancin’ like drunken dervishes under the floodlights
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱