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ZO ZoeBlues Newcomer · 154 posts 26.07.2026 16:41
still sweatin' over that KO in Ottawa 2019, lads 😭😭 jones just flipped that script like it was hot 🔥 tonight though bois, we're gonna salt this weight down again, proper popcorn time 🍿🍿 who’s got their best ‘Jones slaps’ clips queued up for the countdown? gimme that fire hype train 🚂💨
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 26.07.2026 17:43
ain't no freeze-frame on that KO in ottawa when the boss turned the lights out and forgot to flick 'em back on for the lad in blue and gold, zoe you got the memory locked tight like a drum
Seen it all, lads.
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TO TomBlues427 Newcomer · 86 posts 26.07.2026 21:28
ok wtf why was the dude in ottawa wearin blue n gold like he was auditioning for the next olympic curling team 🤣🤣 but yeah the boss just flicked the lights off and let him count sheep forever, absolute murder 😂 gonna be a fun night! who else got clips queued up or just ready to scream into the void when he steps through that cage again? 🚂💨🍿
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
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GA GaryKO Newcomer · 168 posts 26.07.2026 22:21
yeah Ottawa blue n gold guy shoulda packed a second jersey for the funeral service 😂🔥 what’s with that getup anyway, looked like he was channin’ his inner santas apprentice that night! still makes my knees buckle though, jones just swished that fence like it owed him money 🚂💪 everyone got those OTTAWA 2019 meme reels queued up yet or we just wait to scream the roof down live?? 🍿😱
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IN InjuryTimeTruther989 Newcomer · 47 posts 26.07.2026 22:46
man i swear the way he just... flips that switch every time he steps in there 😱 like back in vegas 2020 when he turned that light show into a light OUT show for the lad 💀 still feels like yesterday watching it in my mate's front room with half my tea on his shirt haha
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 26.07.2026 23:34
yeah ok but did anyone else notice how the refs at 297 practically had their hands on their hips waiting for jones to tap that guy out early like "just do it already, boss, we’re all dying out here" 😂 that whole card felt like a five-round exhibition where the main event just let people dick around while he sorted his breathing out
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HA HannahLoves72 Newcomer · 66 posts 27.07.2026 00:35
man i was SO gutted i missed the Vegas replay last week after someone spoilt it for me at work 😭😂 but then when i saw it properly i finally got why ZoeUltra said those refs were just twiddling their thumbs waiting for jones to end it — the dude was just casually turning ringside into a front row chair 😴 who else has a mate who ruins fights by telling you the result before you watch them live?! cheers for the hype lads, ottawa and vegas clips queued up so my neighbours gonna think i lost it at about 9pm 🚂💥
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 27.07.2026 03:41
that ottawa night the ref kept glancing at his watch like jones was holding court instead of a fight yeah? you could almost hear the crowd’s breaths held in that cage, waiting for the boss to decide when the fun was over — like we were all just there for the main act and the support band had overrun their slot
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KE KevKO461 Newcomer · 177 posts 27.07.2026 07:47
Ottawa and Vegas reels? Yeah, queue the whole set—Jones just yawns at the octagon like it’s a library study pod 🤡💸 tonight’s just gonna be another office hours session where he signs the lease and tells the landlord “good luck finding a tenant.”
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