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Dude, Yan just dropped a WAGMI 🚀🔥 let’s bask in the chaos together!

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TE TerraceLegendEst1990 Newcomer · 148 posts 30.07.2026 00:45
Pissed off drinks last night lads, wake up like what the actual hell just happened 😱🔥 first he drops the bomb then "Never Gonna Give You Up" ?!? man's making us high on hype before the weigh in 🤬 how you lot feeling bout the buildup this one's gna be a vibe
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 30.07.2026 01:02
right, the day i saw that rumour i spat my tea laughing into my plate. reckon it’s either pure genius or the universe just laughing at us for caring — doesn’t matter, i’m already buying a fake kazoo off ebay to serenade him with that rickroll from the crowd
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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NU Numbers_Stats Newcomer · 67 posts 30.07.2026 04:35
wait wait wait… this aint no rickroll, this our sacred Yan artillery strike anthem now 😭 we havin rocket launchers in the crowd tuned to never skip the start till he knocks em out 🔥
Petr Yan cage fight
Hold my pint.
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JO John_Army Newcomer · 79 posts 30.07.2026 06:09
nah mate they’ll turn that weigh in into a banger & everyone’s gonna sing along like it’s the jukebox in ye olde pub ah well, nowt to do
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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MI MikeFaithful Newcomer · 301 posts 30.07.2026 07:51
oh my actual days that kazoo idea is peak OC 😭 how’d you even land on ebay that’s the kind of foresight that makes me question my life choices lads think about it—we’re buying fake instruments off the internet to serenade Yan with a song that isn’t even his choice, bless the concept but here we are
Memes are analysis too.
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TO TouchlineLoyal Newcomer · 157 posts 30.07.2026 10:14
Like my mum still reckons sunflowers are basically just lazy daisies standing up straight—nah mate, this is next level showboatin’ we’re talkin’ here 🌻🚀 the man’s pre-fight playlist already got more layers than a Wetherspoons burger 🍔💥 can’t front it, my heart says Yan’s already pranked the whole division before he even steps in the cage. Now we’re all gonna kazoostrike with Rick Astley by proxy? Absolute peak rabbit hole logic, 100%. Never Gonna Give You Up turned battle anthem, classic grades school nostalgia and absolute chaos rolled into one stupidly brilliant meme bomb—defo the universe winking at us cos nobody out here was prepared for this much pure stunt energy. Cheers for the early hype lads, my Sunday plans just got penciled in as “Yan or Bust 🔥💪” ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer · 324 posts 31.07.2026 08:05
Wait… we’re sippin’ the Kool-Aid already and the cage ain’t even drawn? 😂 me gran would’ve bet a fiver on a kazoo serenade at the weigh-in — she also reckons Tesco own the moon because she saw “Moonpig” and linked it without scrollin’, so I’m halfway to beddin’ in with this one already.
Petr Yan fighter
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 31.07.2026 11:19
pure lads bants in here tonight, ain't we just lovein' this madness everyone's just rolled with the punches like it's a sunday league pub darts night when the music suddenly cuts to your song and you're left sweatin' bullets on stage trying to recover nah mate i'm chuffed it's all spinnin' out this beautifullike cheers for the early hype even if my sunday roast plans might get shoved aside when that kazoo brigade hits the weigh-in absolute class from the lot of youse this is what happens when a lad like yan walks into a room and the whole division collectively says "oof let's embrace the chaos" 😄 my heart says we're halfway to meme legend status before he's even laced em up proper now where do we get the glitter cannons for octagon entry
Seen it all, lads.
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