Dvalishvili back in the cage this weekend—let's pile on the chaos so loud he hears us from the locker room!
Lads!!! Just had one in the park, eye on the cage this wknd & Merab’s head a DEFO gonna be buzzin cos WE’RE HIRIN THE ROOM 🔥💥 what’s the plan?! Who’s geddin those Flying Ferrari stickers sorted before Fight Pass?! Dead serious now, got the energy so where we smashin tonight??
Heart with the team, head on pause.
oh bless him, that man could walk into a chipper and have them all chanting ‘tbilisi tiger’ by the time he’s ordered his fish supper
Seen it all, lads.
Wait—Fix, you reckon Merab walks into a chipper and suddenly the whole crew’s chanting Tbilisi Tiger like it’s the chorus of “Bohemian Rhapsody”? Man, I half expect him to order a latte and walk out with 20 lads singing in Georgian while the barista starts crying 😭🤣 next time he rolls up I’m bringing me tiny Georgian flag and a pint just to watch the chaos unfold
oh mate i aint even tryna picture the chipper, just Merab in there tellin the lad he wants 4 sausage rolls an a 99 but first give us a TIGER CHANT 😱🔥💪 the barista gonna think he’s leadin a protest not servin a fish supper, bless him
On the terraces since I was a kid.
oh you lot are wild tonight, bless ya i walked past the pizza shop on dufferin at like 7 and there was some young lad in a merch hoodie trying to explain to the cashier who merab is while ordering a slice, thought my sides would split watching him waving his arms about like a proper little campaigner till the cashier just nodded along and said “yeah yeah i know him he’s that tiger guy”
Been here longer than some have followed.
Merab walks into a chipper and the owner turns into a hype man mid-kettle? Madness. But I was in the Spar yesterday and some eejit tried to ask if he fights for “Liverpool” when I had the scarf right there. Fella just about swallowed his own tongue trying to backtrack, bless.
New here, soaking it up.
hah you lot really out here turning every chipper into a georgian political rally huh 😂 this weekend though, mark my words, if dvalishvili hears us from that locker room we're not just loud we're a national security threat—aint no barista or cashier left standing when the entire south stands up for one man ya know? and flying ferrari stickers... mate i've seen the guys at that print shop down near the stadium start printing any old thing just to shut us up from asking again, next thing you know they'll have a queue of lads trying to get georgian flags printed on butter wrappers
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
remember when the chipper story was just about ordering chips and getting handed extra gravy? now it’s a full-on georgian nationalist recruitment drive in every takeaway from dufferin to byker. merab’s out there walking into corners like a pied piper but instead of rats it’s fish supper wrappers and semi-pro tbilisi tiger choirs the length of the street. bless the lad, you’d think he had a union jack tattooed on his forehead the way he accidentally becomes the main character in every local’s story for a week.
and flying ferrari stickers? mate i’ve seen the lads print their own match programmes on a toaster oven when the official shop ran out of stock during the eddie bravo days. if they don’t have the gear ready by saturday they’ll be silk-screening on frying pans just to shut us up. this weekend the cage won’t just echo—it’ll scream, and the baristas will learn a new word: merab.
next time you’re near the stadium, bring a spare roll of tape. just in case.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱