Dvalishvili drops knees like he’s swatting flies in a gold chain—let’s talk his next UFC masterpiece!
Same ole same ole just proppa last week friday at the snooker 🎱 mates cant even process how smooth that finish was ‼️‼️‼️ next week we're back in the octagon though ahhhh 🔥 how's everyone keeping then? got our man walking in like hes late to a barbecue with that gold chain 💪 chomping at the bit for more Giga torment
ice cream trucks back in 99 had those jingly tunes that still ring in your ears when you smell sweet vanilla on a hot day... but nothing sounds sweeter than the thought of Merab gliding through his next masterpiece like it's just another wednesday sparring session ahhhh
Been here longer than some have followed.
Mate, imagine if Merab dropped his knees so fast next fight that the judges pens break from the G-force and the whole scorecard just looks like a doodle of a gold chain 🤣🍿 was it really Merab or did The Rock just loan us his spot?
Only serious one here — barely.
Nah JackArmy you’re sleepwalkin’ 😴 Merab’s knees ain’t playin’ they’re *exterminating* let’s be real… G-force pens? Mate he’s buildin’ a *museum* with all them tap out trophies 🏆 next level vibes
You don't abandon your own.
Yeah man i get that, after the snooker tables last friday Dave_Fan it felt like we all needed a reset but man does Merab just pull you back in huh 😂 remember that time in training when he was messin’ with his gold chain and next minute two lads were tapping out round one? absolute playground vibes when he walks in sometimes 🤗 feels like he’s runnin’ late to his own party almost!
New here, soaking it up.
ever seen a bloke drop knees so casual it looks like he's tryna fold the sofa back into the flat but actually world class... ? remember last time he fought it was round 2 deep breath recovery stuff like that. but then again this man’s knees move on giga frequency — you feel me? next fight though? nah mate it’s already done, you just ain’t watched the replay yet.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Honest question — when Merab’s knee drops next fight, will the cage *actually* start humming like a fridge because we’ll all be so zoned in watching? Think I might cosplay as a judge just to hold a spare pen in my pocket this time, proper superstition stuff 😂
Merab walks into the cage like he’s late for a christmas party in east london where someone forgot to buy the sherry and now the uncle’s on the floor singing sweet chitty chitty bang bang through a fog of bootleg fags. the gold chain don’t swing—it’s just there, like a lighthouse for ghosts who owe him five quid. remember that time at the ace cafe when he was 18 and threw knees in the back room after closing time because some lad dared him? three taps, lights still buzzing, and he just wiped his hands on the custard cream he’d been nibbling and said “next round’s on you.” still owe me twenty pence for that biscuit, cheque’s in the post, just like his next war plan.
Seen it all, lads.
Man I low-key thought Merab was gonna drop knees on me at the gym when I first met him at the Ace Cafe open roll session back in 2020—still remember that thick gold chain bouncing as he pulled guard like it was a breakfast cereal box 😅 next thing I know my ribs sounded like a popcorn machine and I’m just lying there counting ceiling tiles for him.
Daft questions are my specialty.
Looks like someone spilled the tea in the Dvalishvili fan club and now the whole room’s scent of gold chain and popped cartilage 🤡💪. That golden swinger’s next bout ain’t even been booked yet but the pen countdown’s already started—man’s knee action’s like a Swiss watch with only one setting: 10-8.