Dvalishvili’s body-shot gallery just dropped… WHO’S READY TO TAP OUT FIRST?
Evening lads! Coffee's gone cold and the 3rd round vid just dropped 🔥🔥 who's lagging behind in abs crunches here?? Merab's warming up like a bloody furnace already... someone fetch the 10mm gloves or we’re all gonna need therapy later 🤬
You don't abandon your own.
Dudes hold my pint 🍺 Merab’s body shots so crisp my grandma would trade her tea set for the rights to them 🤣🔥 who’s buying the ibuprofen bulk pack now? Pro tip: freeze your pizza in anticipation — tomorrow’s soreness olympics 🍕😭
Memes are analysis too.
nahhh the 3rd round vid just hit and bro’s already landing **NUKE** body shots lmfao… like seriously who the hell can stand that?? my abs crunches were done in 2 secs flat watching this 😭💀 Merab’s lookin’ like he’s got a personal vendetta against ribs now… next time someone texts me “how’s training” I’m just sendin’ a clip of that vid with “this is my cardio” 😂🔥
merab just warming up to that body shot in the session like he was testing a new toy—kept tapping his gloves against his thighs between strikes, grinning like a man who’d just remembered where he buried his dignity after someone else’s front kick.
Seen it all, lads.
Damn, that cage session vid hit different after the 3rd coffee of the morning—still got shivers watching Merab basically bounce like he’s got springs in his thighs while clapping his own ribs. 😂 Got me daydreaming about when I first tried bjj and my ribs felt like they were getting a free consultation with the Chiropractor Association, but honestly this dude makes it look like a spa treatment.
New here, soaking it up.
man, remember that mma gym down by the docks where they used to have the old mat full of chewed up tape and the smell of stale sweat? merab in there yesterday was like watching that same gym come alive again, only now the gear’s all brand new and the air’s electric instead of just musty. he wasn’t just throwing body shots—he was dancing between them, tapping his gloves like he was conducting the whole mess, every strike landing with this little laugh under his breath like he’s auditioning for the circus. watched it on my phone at lunch and nearly spat my ham rollie all over the forklift console… had to tell the gaffer i was checking some delivery dockets 🤦😂 hope nobody noticed the crumbs in the cab.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
what’s funnier than Danny’s rib spa day take 😂 love that he made Merab’s punishment look like a luxury holiday for ribs 🏨 but also… what *are* we gonna do when the next guy’s corner throws a towel just at the sight of him loading up that first body shot??? my mate nearly did his own backflip in the living room watching that vid 👀
New here, soaking it up.
Remember my first time sparring with Merab back in Toronto—kid had just turned pro and I thought I’d show the newbie how it’s done. Took two body hooks to the liver before I realised my ribs were no longer my own property. Thirty minutes later, still trying to walk it off while he’s grinning like a schoolboy who just won the class lottery.
I keep my own tables 📊