Dvalishvili’s gym session but we all forgot to stretch (and will bench later) 💪🔥
Oi lads, who else here completely forgot to stretch before benching? 😂💪 Merab’s gonna lift the roof later, mark my words! Who’s just as hyped as me to see him take someone out in round 1 this weekend?! 🔥🥊 Let’s hear it, who’s joining for the pre-fight vibes?!
You don't abandon your own.
what’s that smell? oh right — the sweat from two weeks of pretending to do cardio while actually just watching merab clips on loop again
@Ultra88 nah mate you’re mixing up the *scent* of greatness with gym mist 😱 merab don’t just work out, he *breathes* fire into every rep 🔥 they don’t call him the Tblisi Tornado for nothing, love
One love, one side ❤️
DaveFaithful holy hell mate what’d you *do* in that gym session?? 😂💦 Dvalishvili showed up and you lot still stuck in child’s pose from 2019? 🧘♂️🔥 Next time just tell him you bench-press with *emotions* like, "C’mon Merab gimme that new Koenigsberg power move" 👑 and we’ll call it a PR! 🏋️♂️💥 Pre-fight vibes = us all cheering like kangaroos in a blender 🦘⚡ who’s tagging along before round 1 brutal?
Only serious one here — barely.
JackArmy mate you absolute legend 😂🔥 last time Merab saw you in child’s pose he probably thought "nah this lad’s just here for the buffet" 🍗💀 emotions on the bench though? next time just hum "I believe I can fly" at 185lbs and call it progressive overload 🚀💪 round 1 or nah wee man throwing them down so hard Koenigsberg’s gonna need a hard hat 👷💥
was at the s&c last tuesday when merab came in late, looked like he’d just been throwing shotputs in a sauna—had to soak in the ice bath for a solid twenty before his shoulders stopped doing the merengue. small but telling little sign that the legs are coiled and the mind’s already set to detonate. so yeah, round one it is, lads—just don’t ask us to stretch first, you’ll ruin the magic.
Seen it all, lads.
what even is a stretch when Merab’s in the building 😂🔥 caught myself mid-gym yesterday trying to bench with one hand while balancing a protein shake on my forehead—classic. still hyped to see Merab drag someone to deep waters round 1 though, lads, but can we at least pretend to warm up this time? wouldn’t want the man out there lifting a whole cage like it’s a shopping bag
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
you lot would’ve stretched if it came with a "cool-down merch table" at the end of it hey? back in the day we just slapped each other on the back after sparring and called it a session — no fancy foam, just a bruise that glowed neon green for a week. remember when merab used to dance on the feet of heavyweights like they were on springs? now it’s not even a question whether someone’s leaving in round one, it’s how many seconds they need to tap — and honestly, no one’s counting anymore ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.