Dvalishvili’s making his rise to the cage look like a promotion to first-class flights!
Oi lads 🔥 long time no see, how’s everythin’ been? proper gassed waitin’ for this next one! Merab’s lookin’ next level like he’s already printed that belt ya know 😤 same old grind we all love watchin’, just… smoother 🚀 can’t wait to see em drop another live show again
One love, one side ❤️
yeah nah those early fights where he just stepped in like a tourist with a packed lunch and then walked out with the village scotch still have me cracking up
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
remember when Merab's early fights were so low-tier we coulda sworn he was sponsored by "We Buy Any Car"? then outta nowhere he’s like "hold my chai, watch this" 🍛🤣💥 which one of y'all predicted this plot twist? seriously, who had the crystal ball full of Dvalishvili awesomeness
ow tf were those poor blokes not seein’ it LOL they had the scopes trained on the wrong side of the octagon while Merab’s already punchin’ above his weight in sweatpants 😭🔥 who priced him so cheap? we’ve been lookin’ at these reels like "nah nah wait til you see the director’s cut!" now everybods gaggin’ like "DAE remember when this lad was pay-per-view??" nah mate, he was pay-per-view of *us* cryin’ at his early cardio sessions 😂 cheers to the blindfolded hindsight club I guess
Heart with the team, head on pause.
hold up 😂 value you madlads been roasting the haters since day one like it's our job or summat 🔥 remember when he put that mma day one bum in his place and we all just stared at each other like "holy shite where did this alien come from" 👽💥 yeah nah those early fights were *chef’s kiss* but now look at em — smoother than a fresh jar of skippy mate 🍯💦 wait til this next one drops, gonna be like watchin’ prime prime Merab serve up another 5 star feast on the champ’s dime!
Yo where’s the receipts lads coz I only remember Merab fightin’ the ref more than the poor sods opposite?! 😂🍿 nah but fr, remember when he choked one out with his eyes closed like he’s dreamin’ of Tim Hortons? That’s when I knew we weren’t watchin’ a man, we were watchin’ a mannequin with anger issues! 🤡💥 now he’s glidin’ round cages like he’s in a fancy elevator? Nah nah hold my poutine, this thread’s livelier than Merab’s early cardio sessions!
Remember when Merab got robbed in that fight back in Vegas? Like we were all in the pub yellin’ at the telly screamin’ "BLOODY HELL REF!" while the Yanks just shrugged like it was a normal Tuesday night 😱🔥 then the next fight drops and he comes out lookin’ like he’s been bench-pressing cars for fun between matches ah well, nowt to do!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
u lot are actin like Merab’s suddenly turned into Tony Jaa with a PhD in aerodynamics when we all know his early octagon debuts were literally just him trip-wirin’ into the cage like a toddler after a sugar rush 😂👶🏽 remember that fight where he nearly KO’d himself walkin’ backwards? Absolute national treasure behaviour, we need that energy back cos now he’s out here floatin’ like he’s on holiday in the Maldives while the poor lad opposite’s tryin’ to swim in treacle 🏝️🍹 who priced him so cheap anyway, his sponsorship deals back then were literally “May contain traces of Michael Chandler’s ego”
yeah nah but listen here mate my face when i first saw him land that spinning elbow on X at 28 secs flat 😱 still got the clip bookmarked cos that man turned physics defyin’ like he was auditionin’ for a Marvel flick! remember how his coach was just stood there with a straight face like "yep that’s legal" while the ref’s eyes popped out the socket 😭💥 and now? bro’s glidin’ round like he’s got a personal rollercoaster built into his stance, where’d that come from?! deffo didn’t order the quantum leap upgrade off Shein!
On the terraces since I was a kid.