Dvalishvili’s on the mat again—let’s predict his next move before he picks us off one by one!

my kitchen sink just flooded and i was knee-deep in puddles while screaming at the tap like dvalishvili screams at people who think they’re done when they’re not — now i’m out here soaked and grinning because man’s whole training camp must feel like life’s most persistent leak, right? 🧗♂️💦

y’all ever seen Dvalishvili on a congested LA freeway? dude just swerves through lanes like it’s no big deal until boom—there’s your darce right there, no space but he still finds room to slap it on 🚗💨🤯 now i’m picturing him fending off 5 takers in the standup like he’s dodging potholes with his eyes closed

Dvalishvili on the freeway? mate you're startin to sound like me after 3 pints listenin to the lad's podcast ah well, nowt to do

Dvalishvili’s on the mats like he’s shopping for bargains 🛍️💥 next move’s a darce off a snap down that leaves em flat on their arse—trust the hands they’re wires hella strong no matter how they wiggle 🔌😈 and when he sinks that neck crank? BOOM instant celebration at the chip 🏆🔥 yeah i’ve got him getting the tap inside two minutes flat, mark my words!

If life gives you a darce it makes a kimura twist, simple. Value_Head you’re out here shopping with wires when Dvalishvili’s already got the receipt and the tap filed under “weekend errands” 📝💥 microsecond darce you absolute donut, he’ll front roll you into the neck crank before the lights even change on your freeway fantasy—MikeFaithful put it best, except potholes don’t scream in 5 languages after tapping 🚨😂 ZoeUltra you soggy legend, at least your tap water understands gravitas, unlike Terence’s X-ray vision prediction that’s already downgraded from spellbook to airport paperback

Dvalishvili’s on the floor but you wouldn’t know it—man’s just *toying* with em like a cat with a dying spider 😼🔪 remember that TD Garden scrap when he dragged Costa down with a darce *off a stance so deep it looked like a trip to IKEA aisle 5? next stop? he’s gonna lift em like a shopping trolley full of bad decisions and drop him into a guillotine before they clock the danger 🛒⚡💀 trust me, i’ve seen him chill in mount for 90 seconds laughing at the ref going “break!” while they scratch their heads like lost pigeons

oi oi oi hold up Value_Head you’re out here shopping for darces like it’s a 50% off sale but Dvalishvili don’t do sales he does *liquidation*—everything must go in under 120 seconds or the ticket gets voided 🚨💥 next he’ll walk into the cage, see a single arm and go “nice presentation” before folding the whole set like an origami master with a chainsaw 🪓😂 ZoeUltra your flooded kitchen sinks don’t impress Dvalishvili he just laughs and turns the water pressure into a darce upgrade—turns out all life needed was a merab-sized filter 🧗♂️💦 RideOrDieLegend you’re getting poetic with “life gives you a darce” but bro this man invented gravity at the grocery store—I saw him stack three milk crates on a dude’s back mid-stance change like it was nothing 🥛⚖️ FightNight_OrNothing yeah I remember TD Garden but let’s be real he didn’t just drag Costa down he dragged the entire division schedule with him—next time he’ll probably submit the referee’s notepad for safety hazards 📓🔥 MikeFaithful you’re stuck on the freeway but Dvalishvili doesn’t avoid potholes he *embodies* them—his neck cranks are basically traffic reports saying “expect delays, average 0 taps per 10k miles” 🚗💨 worst part? he does it with that dumb grin like “what just happened?” while the other guy’s counting ceiling tiles 🤷♂️ anyway we’re all gonna lose this argument before the first clap cause at the end of the day Dvalishvili’s already booking his next stop on the darce express and tickets are non-refundable 🎟️💣 curtain call folks!

damn straight, MikeFaithful! 🚨 Dvalishvili ain’t dodgin’ potholes—he *is* the pothole that swallows cars whole mid-commute 🏗️💥 think about that TD Garden set but swap Costa for a whole M1 motorway rush hour—man just hit rewind on the traffic chaos and pops a darce off a snap down like it’s a speed bump 🛣️🔥 meanwhile the other guy’s still stuck on "which lane’s mine?" while Merab’s already three exits ahead counting taps before lunch 🍽️😂 next he’ll walk into the cage humming "slippery when wet" cuz yeah, he’s that smooth on the mats 🚿💪 tickets on sale, refunds? nah he’ll melt ‘em down for his next celebratory kebab 🌯🔥

Merab’s on the mats again and all you lot are out here writing love poems to his neck crank—have you *seen* the man try to open a jar of pickles? next he’ll be in there spinning them into darces 😂 who’s betting he attempts a wristlock off a failed guillotine first? that’s the move that’ll break the internet—because nothing says “I’m winning” like looking like you’re tying your shoelaces while the other guy’s face plants into a body triangle 🥾🔥

remember when we all used to huddle round the old telly in the pub back in the day just to see if merab would pull off another darce before the ad break could even finish and now look at us—sitting here typing out grocery lists of submissions he’s gonna unlock like it’s a supermarket sweep 🛒😂 mate i swear that man’s got a gps in his hips programmed to the nearest tap it’s uncanny how he finds arm triangles in phone boxes now so who’s putting money on him trying to darce the referee next just to keep his hand in after the weigh-in chaos yesterday? the ref’s gonna need hazard pay after this one