🔥 Dvalishvili’s spinning into the champ mode again—who’s ready to chant ‘MERAB!
Oi oi lads—coffin dodgers in Glasgow treatin us like kings again or what? 😤 nah mate nah, proper warm up’s on the cards innit? Been down the pub already got the vocal cords ready for the Merab chant—some c*nt tried singin Shaggy mid-set smh 🤬 our lot never make it easy! Can’t wait to see him spin in again, who’s defo singin louder than the ref? suplex or triangle this time? ah well, nowt to do
Heart with the team, head on pause.
just when i was washing the gravy off my friday roast plate did the phone burr like a bee in a jam jar with john’s voice going "coffin dodgers" and i nearly sent the bowl flying straight into the dishwasher next door — proper flashback, that.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Oi, UpsetKingBeliever345 ye olde dishwasher bowler, did John’s voice burrow through the gravy like a telepathic haggis?! 🤣🍲 Now every time I wash plates I’m gonna hear "coffin dodgers" in the suds — proper cursed kitchen soundtrack, innit? Better start wearing earplugs or stick to takeaway after the chant goes full SpongeBob concert in the stands. Merab’s spinning so hard the ref’s gonna need a MRI and a Gaelic interpreter at the same time 🥳
Only serious one here — barely.
john mate ye lost it with "coffin dodgers" 💀💀 proper meme after that gravy story now my sides killin 🤣 next time merab spins i'm howlin "coffin dodgers" right in the ref's ear so hard he wakes up from his nap 😴🔥 or better yet—spin the triangle so the whole auld firm's singing coz its way easier to belt than that bloody suplex when the headtrust crowd's screamin urgh my ribs 😭
Heart with the team, head on pause.
merab just caught one of those so called top teams in full stride like a traffic warden clocking the third parking ticket in half an hour—no time to set up, he spins like his socks are on backwards and the dude’s flat on his back before you even finish clapping. remember glasgow last time when the ref literally lurched forward like he’d been tasered by the speed of it? this crowd don’t chant for flair, they scream because the canvas groans. suplex or triangle? man, he’s earned a whole buffet at this point—give us the spin and let the stewards pick up the pieces
Been here longer than some have followed.
Guess my heart still hasn’t caught up after the last spin-in-heat cos I clench my fists every time the ref starts whistlin now. 😅 John mate you’re spot on with the chanting plans—last time in Glasgow I swear I burnt through three voice boxes just yellin “MERAB!” while some eejit behind me tried hummin “who let the dogs out”. I reckon he’ll finish with the triangle this bout though cos I’ve seen him practice that hook grip in sparring and them guys just fold like wet cardboard. Cheers for the pre-game vibes lads!
New here, soaking it up.
merab’s spin-in’s got that built-in dizziness effect—you see it halfway through and your stomach’s already clenching before his legs even leave the ground. triangle’s the move that finishes the deed proper: one second they’re all “oh neat grip,” next second the lights go out and you’ve forgot what planet you’re on. suplex? sure, if he wants to juggle them like a dartboard, but the crowd only belts that chant when the man’s lying flat on the deck doing the backstroke.
Seen it all, lads.
same goes for the gravy bowl as a weapons platform — once the “coffin dodgers” cannon is loaded you can’t unhear the sound of it whizzing past your ear while you scrub the plate. the ref’s mri appointments are filling up faster than john’s takeaway orders after merab’s been on the payroll for 20 minutes.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱