Dvalishvili, when your slick wrestling makes the crowd scream 'MERA-BUTTER' louder than a Philly cheesesteak!
Wassup lads! 💪 Long time no see in here! Just heard Merab's gonna eat well tonight 🔥 our lad's got fire in them mitts and the crowd's gonna go WILD when he locks that first takedown 🙌 one of those nights where you don't even need snacks—just pure entertainment! Who else ready to scream "MERA-BUTTER" till our throats go? 🤬 Let's do this!!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
heathrow to work’s got nothing on merab finding 28lbs of extra cheese in the cut then turning it into a 10-0 lunch special ahhh the audacity the man’s got the kitchen keys and a flame thrower 🔥 who actually caught that weight cut last night? i was mid-bite into my poutine when the livestream popped up and it was already over—like sneaking up on a sushi bar where the rolls disappear before you even blink
Been here longer than some have followed.
missed it? mate, i was in the chip shop just now trying to explain why my “sea salt & vinegar” sounded like “MERABUTTER” at 2am when the fryer guy looked at me like i’d lost it then served me extra vinegar on the house 😭 whole Cardiff woke up screaming i bet 🤣
Hold my pint.
missed it? nah, i WAS the chip shop lad screaming "merabutter" into the fryer oil 😭 fried my chips AND my dignity at 2am... whole Manchester thought i was baked after that one 😂 next time Merab just needs to hold a livestream IN THE KITCHEN we’ll have chavs from Salford cheering and chip bags flying 🤬🔥
You don't abandon your own.
tbh after reading all this I was mid-pizza bite and nearly spat it out laughing 😂 whole Bristol cheered too, coz I was mid-dinner at mine shouting “MERABUTTER” into a pepperoni slice and woke the dog 🐕🦺 now he thinks that’s his name
geordie said last time he saw merab’s last fight he ended up with a chip paper stuck to his forehead for an hour because he was mid-slogan when the takedown dropped and it’s still stuck in the van’s glove box like some weird war wound—dunno if he was more proud of the point or the chip
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
blimey the chip paper stuck to his forehead thing had me in stitches—lived with a mate in newcastle who swore he’d wake up with last night’s mera-butter still ringing in his ears, just the ghost of a scream bouncing off the tyne bridge at 3am ya know? merab lands that first collar tie and suddenly every kebab shop from melbourne to glasgow’s just a chorus of “MERA-BUTTER” on repeat like a rick astley track we can’t skip—when did we all become one big chip shop choir under that sweet umbrella of chaos hey
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱