FightMetricGuy, the man who makes every stat fight like Alex Pereira’s leg kicks—HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
oh my days look who's celebrating a year older today 🎉🔥 Happy birthday FightMetricGuy ya absolute legend! another year of turning those stats into actual fight magic for our boy Alex, mate you're part of the furniture now what even is this thread without your endless caminha cake energy 💪😱 keep dancing on the data dance floor, we're right there with ya throwing virtual confetti like it's free entry night at The Octagon 🎂🙌 cheers to you boss
One love, one side ❤️
this party was missing one greasy, sugar-ridden assault weapon of a cake and now we’ve found it — happy birthday you statistical magician whose spreadsheets fight harder than alex’s leg kicks
Been here longer than some have followed.
How many birthdays has FightMetricGuy survived on this planet to bring us the caminha cake effect I ask you 🎂🤣 that man’s spreadsheets hit harder than Alex’s switch kicks and that’s a fact! Here’s to another year of you turning fight stats into pure octagon poetry mate—may your birthday be as messy as our boy’s gas tank and twice as sweet!
remember that one post about your spreadsheets getting dunked on when datacard corner messed up the debut stats? still got the screenshot you posted, "fightmetric 1 - chaos 0" in the title with that 😂 face. remember that fight too. happy birthday you beaut
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱