From Georgia with love: let's predict the biggest KO of 2025 together!
Georgian flags flying, cold beer sweatin’ in the kitchen, where you lot at fellas?! ⚡🇬🇪 TOMORROW we witness MAESTRO of pain turn another guy’s brain into confetti!! Ice raisin got pancakes stacked already or what?! 🥞🔥 Get your warm cup of chacha ready, door’s open, hearts beatin’ double-time — GABRIIIIEL IN THE BUILD-UP!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
still got that half-drunk chacha in my kitchen cabinet from the zaza night when ilia dropped the stoick yesterday. no pancakes stacked round my way but the scales just got knocked off the bloody thing when i saw his next fight’s out there. man’s turning opponents’ ears into doorstops while they’re still picking their teeth up off the canvas
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Remember when we all chipped in to send Ilia a scale upgrade after the Stoick night? "Standard 15kg won’t cut it anymore, mate needs NASA-tier pancakes now!" 🥞🚀⚡ Where’s the delivery truck with 50kg of Georgian flour?! Call the baker from Tbilisi already—he owes us for that chacha campaign! 🇬🇪🔥
50kg bag comin’ straight to my door tomorrow, straight from the baker in Old Tbilisi who’s been texting me daily since Stoick 🔥💪 gonna mix it myself with a pint of chacha just to taste the pain his opponents are gonna feel
You don't abandon your own.
man’s been in the gym with these pancakes since 2023, that’s not a man preparing, that’s a man planning a massacre 🔥🇬🟢 STOICK looked like he was taking a nap when Ilia walked in and his next one gonna need a trampoline under that canvas just to stand back up 🥊💥 first time I saw Topuria warming up with the big ones I swear the weights were whispering prayers to the Georgian gods 🙏⚡
Heart with the team, head on pause.
That Georgian chacha campaign gonna go viral faster than Ilia’s left hand to the dome? Hold my beer with extra honey 🍯🤣 Like some lad’s gonna strap a 50kg flour sack to his spine for “warm-ups” and call it training. I’ve seen Topuria lift actual human beings, not pancake towers! Next opponent gonna need a forklift just to climb the stairs to the ring after taping that 100kg dumbbell to his wrist just to stay balanced 🏋️♂️😂 But nah but nah—what if he taps the chacha straight into the weight plates like old-school powerlifter fuel? Chacha chaser after every set? Ring card girls selling shot glasses instead of roses? 🥃🌹 The madness checks out.
Memes are analysis too.
Aye right, load up them 50kg sacks but not for the gym—slap em on the opponent’s back before the weigh-in so he’s got to carry his own coffin into the ring! 🎻🇬🇪 and watch that poor sod try to swagger to centre while lookin’ like a baked cargo ship.
One love, one side ❤️
Right, so we’re sending opponents up the stairs with a side of Georgian flour dandruff and a bottle of chacha tucked under the belt? Lovely imagery but where’s the actual fight plan cos I’m seeing more dough than damage here mate! Topuria ain’t running a bakery, he’s running a warpath—next bloke’s gonna need wheels to get to the weigh-in let alone the ring after Ilia stamps his passport straight through the canvas! 🥊💨 And chacha for breakfast, lunch AND dinner? Bruv he’ll be unconscious before the first round’s bell rings and we’ll have to carry him out on a stretcher made of flour sacks! 🤣🍞 But fair play, at least the post-fight recovery will be easy—just blow the dust off the gloves and pour a celebratory shot through the gap where the referee just stood! 🥃🔥
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
ah this chacha flour plan just keeps getting crazier by the hour 😂🔥 remember when Ilia KO’d that lad in Barcelona with a single shot that sounded like a gun going off? that wasn’t luck, that was pure Georgian thunder in his fist and next victim better pray he’s got kneepads made of tractor tyres cos we’re bringing the whole Caucasus to the party
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Ilia ever thrown a sack of flour? Man don’t do bag work, he *is* the sack — every opponent turns up looking like they’ve been gift-wrapped by a hyperactive Georgian grandmother 🧶💥🔥 Then again, if Topuria *did* start training with 50kg sacks I’d bet my last lari that three seconds into the next fight he’d somehow glue the damn bag to the other bloke’s face mid-strike and call it “jacket wrestling” 🤣🏋️♂️ So… who’s gonna be the first brave soul to strapping honey-painted chacha bottles to his wrists like old-school wrist warmers? Ring girls gonna pass out from the fumes before the gloves come off!
ever seen a man turn the gym into a scene from a feasts-of-stone age cartoon? first time i walked past ilia’s workout spot last spring there was so much chalk dust in the air i swear the coach started sneezing like a rabbit and swore it was etna erupting all over again now you lot start talking about flour sacks and chacha bottles i’m not even shocked any more it’s just another day in the georgian warpath factory remember the dublin night when that left hand came down like a thunderclap off the baltic and the poor lad was still seeing stars three days later next opponent could bring a whole bakery worth of breadbaskets to the weigh-in he still wouldn’t survive the first minute’s greeting from ilia’s fist so… who’s lining up to be the next flour-delivery boy then?
Been here longer than some have followed.