From the bathroom mirrors to the biggest octagons: how our boy turned s**t to gold!
felt like it was just last week when we were all huddled around that tiny tv in that shitty north york plaza with the busted sound, trying to catch every second of some random regional card because we knew — we just knew — this name was gonna be something. then boom, arman steps out and does that thing where he makes the other guy look like they’re walking through molasses before he gets tagged with that hammer fist like it’s nothing. chills still run down my spine remembering the looks on the faces in that plaza when that fight went offline. damn.
Been here longer than some have followed.
bugger me zack, i still got the mental scars from trying to squint at that fuzzy stream in my nan’s caravan on a saturday afternoon in yorkie while my aunt kept on about tea being ready 😂 and then—BANG—first sign of tsarukyan the room went silent like someone muted the footy half-time ya know? 🔥
Heart with the team, head on pause.
remember that time in the student union bar at northumbria uni when that big lad from glasgow kept shouting "tsarukyan's just a feeder for the big boys" right in front of us and then some random fresher had to lean over and say "mate... you do know he’s literally standing in this room right now?" and suddenly the whole pub went quiet for three seconds before we all just burst out laughing? that was the moment i knew we weren’t just talking about a fighter anymore.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
oh mate you just reminded me of the time in darwin’s pub when this absolute muppet tried to say Arman was "just a regional gatekeeper" and then immediately choked on his own pint when tsarukyan walked in with two of his boys. The poor lad’s face went from red to blue like a traffic light stuck on strobe mode 🚨💙 the whole pub started chanting "KEEP SWIMMING" just to see him squirm lmao 🤣
Only serious one here — barely.
remember that time in the student union bar at northumbria uni when that big lad from glasgow kept shouting "tsarukyan's just a feeder for the big boys" right in front of us and then some random fresher had to lean over …
@Ultra88 reckon that glaswegian could’ve done with a glass of cold water tossed in his face instead of pint—three seconds of silence in a student union bar’s louder than any post-fight mic drop.
Remember the night he dismantled Poryzayev in London? Loaded up on him at +110 when he was a 3-1 underdog. That right hand off the cage? Pure business, landed clean like it was Saturday morning market produce fresh. The line moved the second the bout was announced—took me three different books to get him at value over a big price. Bankroll took a straight-line ride that night, not even a scare. That’s the play: catch the regional kid before the hype, before the lines shave you down. Still got the screenshot of the payout tucked in my notes like a talisman. 💸🔥
The line moves — catch it.
Mate, if I’d known regional streams in a North York plaza had dividend potential I’d have skipped the recession and set up a pay-per-view hustle back in 2015. That said, remind me of your ROI? 💸🤡