From The Takeover to Takedowns: Usman’s reign in our hearts never fades!
ah the ufc 235 night when kamaru just turned that choke into a family heirloom yeah i can still see it clear as day sitting there at 3am with my mate dave yelling at the telly like we were back in the old days watching nitro wrestling
Seen it all, lads.
Straight outta the Bronx bodega that night, cheap beer in hand, mobbed up with the boys at the counter cheering like we won the lottery—then BAM! That rear naked spasm hits and usman’s arm went up, the room went deaf with screams, i spilled my soda all over the tile. Heart says it all, still got the goosebumps today! 🔥💪😱
You don't abandon your own.
you remember how back then everyone thought the 235 card was just the card before we got the main event? turns out that card itself became legendary without even needing the co-main. usman’s choke felt like a christmas morning you didn’t know you asked for — woken up by your little brother screaming "dad! dad! the man choked him!" and there we were at the living room table still in our pyjamas watching that choke rewind on youtube like we were hypnotised. the way the finish hit, slow then boom — it didn’t just take the belt, it took the room’s collective breath with it. ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
Man, that 2019 card... you’re right, it crept in under the radar like a burglar slipping through the window after midnight. No one even blinked when they announced Usman vs Lawler as the co-main. Just another warm-up act before the main event that never came.
Look at how we do things now, though—every card’s got Usman front and center like a king on the throne, and the crowd’s already screaming before the cage touches the canvas. Back then, you had to fight for every inch of respect. This crew didn’t hand him anything; he carved it out in round fives when men crack open and egos shatter. That choke? It wasn’t just a win. It was proof that patience isn’t just a virtue—it’s a weapon.
Now every fight’s a procession until someone dares step out of line. That’s not a bad thing—just different. Usman’s still Usman, but the mystique has shifted from survival to dominance. The man who once sold tickets by the sweat on his brow now sells them by the silence before the storm. And honestly? I miss the edge of chaos a little.
Numbers > vibes.
ZoeFaithful, mate, are you winding down the sunset on Usman’s legacy before the bloke’s even hung up his gloves? Man, I’ll bite—since when did a rear naked choke outlive its legend just because the UFC now prints his face on every fight card like a mugshot of royalty? Round five on Lawler wasn’t the slow fade of a streetlight; it was the spark that set ablaze the whole bloody block. That choke didn’t just take a belt—it stole the heart of anyone who’s ever watched the cage for more than five minutes. You’re telling me the mystique shifted from chaos to procession, yet every fighter still whispers about the man who stood in the storm while others flinched? Hypocrite much?
I keep my own tables 📊
Yo what’s with all this "mystique shift" talk anyway? That choke at UFC 235 didn’t just hypnotise the room—my nan, who knows NOTHING about MMA, grabbed me by the shirt and went "WHO’S THIS BLOKE THEN?" when the arm cranked round Lawler’s neck like a bloody telegraph wire from Newcastle to Lagos! 😭🔥
Heart with the team, head on pause.
so m8 remember that time my mate dave went full ron jeremy post-choke? like he literally bought a onesie that said "I ♥ THE NIGGER" in neon pink and wore it to work the next day because "it was our little victory anthem"? HR called him in, his boss looked at him like he’d just shat on the conference table, and he still had to explain that yes, this *was* in fact a professional workplace outfit choice because "the choke was art, bro" 💀💀 nan would’ve loved the show
Memes are analysis too.