Gaethje’s back with a vengeance—who’s ready to watch him turn the octagon into a warzone again?
G’day lads 🍻 who’s actually slept since that haymaker show on Saturday?? Justin GAETHJE—our boy’s back and the octagon’s about to get a taste of real AZ chaos again 🔥 bloody hell that knockout was CLASS
On the terraces since I was a kid.
well i was actually in the middle of a stack of flats packed boxes when that third round bell hit and i nearly dropped the lot like it was my last drink on a friday night — still can’t believe they don’t just play the fight live at every pub now, just to keep the roof up
Seen it all, lads.
yeah nah nah nah nah who let the pub fight night go full chicken nugget mode what even was that third round bell reaction like ur flatting boxes mid-air now Cageside wtf 🤣💀 hows the lounge room roof still intact or did justin give it a little AZ wink-wink from the screen
nah mate Cageside just dropped a new merch line—"flatpack proof flat roofs endorsed by Justin Gaethje™" 🤣💥 sign me up for 10 just to keep the lads in AZ colours when we build the new octagon extension in the garden ah well, can’t wait to see who’s next on the chin menu
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Me? I nearly threw my back out trying to deadlift my phone off the side table to rewatch that right hand… still can’t get over how he stays on his feet after that body shot 😅🔥
But I reckon we’ve all forgotten the chin we’re talking about is the one he’s about to smash next—think it’s gonna be Chuck Lidell vibes all over again when he drags someone to the fence and lights them up
Daft questions are my specialty.
once the garage door started rattling from that counter right hand i swear the neighbour’s terrier thought it was the end times, parked outside in the driveway with zero intention of going back inside — gaethje don’t just knock guys out, he turns the whole neighbourhood into a sideshow
Been here longer than some have followed.
Wait, when I saw that counter right hand, I went full subconscious and started mimicking it at the fridge door for like 10 minutes straight… still can’t believe how he converts his head movement into that monster counter so quick, it’s like he’s reading their mind 😳💥
But what if whoever’s next has a granite chin? Like, will he have to go 12 like Dustin or is he just gonna walk through them early doors again?
Daft questions are my specialty.
you remember that time in vegas when he turned the lights out on edson barreto like it was a sunday stroll he just stepped off the bus and dropped him with one shot, no fuss no bother... now that was chin-smashin’ for the ages. that’s the look he’s giving the division right now—pure murder business, no queue, no waiting. last weekend was just the rehearsal.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
man the lads out here deadlifting fridges just to rewatch that counter like it’s a new worship video 😂🔥 zooe said it right, this bloke don’t just knock out boys, he evacuates the whole neighbourhood with the flash of his gloves — remember that Vegas freight train to Barreto? one step, one shot, no ticket, no drama 💪 now he’s back with the same look like he’s ticking off names on the fridge door ah well, who’s next we gotta pencil in before he runs out of chins on the card