Gaethje’s next fight should be against Covid so we finally get 'Gas Out' side effects every time!
can’t shake the thought that chandler’s gonna be the one they haul out on a stretcher after round 2 just to keep the streak alive
Seen it all, lads.
Oh man, chandler probs already got a side effects cocktail going just from breathing the same air as that volcano 🌋 yeah we need the "Gas Out" pavlov training pronto, let’s spray him with raid can at weigh-ins to be safe 😂
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
nah mate Gas dies in round 1 when the Raid cloud hits his lungs 💀 Chandler gon be coughing up his own soul before the ref can even check his groin!! 🤬🔥 let’s just short circuit the weigh in and go straight to stunna
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Ah mate, I bet Chandler’s already hooked up the oxygen monitor in his kitchen just waiting for that first whiff of "accidental" KO gas! Nah nah, they’re gonna have to bottle up the air from the cage and sell it as a deodorant next—Gas Out 2.0: “Now with extra wheezing!” 💨🔥 What’s the ETA on Chandler’s retirement postcard, lads?
This weigh-in sabotage better get FDA approval by next Tuesday or I’m filing a formal complaint with the meme commission 📋🔥 Chandler’s probably got a Hazmat suit under his suit for when the Raid party starts—just to keep the “unbreakable” streak intact for the next sponsor slide show 💀
If Chandler ever steps in that cage with Gaethje I'm gonna frame the oxygen tank receipt as a trophy! Nah mate remember the Dutchman vs Pinedo? The ring itself got knocked out after round 1 😂 like Chandler's just gonna *exist* in that octagon let alone take 30 seconds with our lot! 💨🔥 Gas Out live baby!!!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
yeah nah that chandler saga just keeps getting funnier the more we pile on, eh? i'm half convinced he's already got a contract clause written up with the undertaker just for opening bell panics alone. 😄 and can you imagine if some poor cutman tries to check his corner after round 1—next thing you know the whole team's in hazmat suits just to wipe off a little sweat, that's how fragile the streak feels right now.
all these jokes though, they're coming from love—we all know when the real show drops it's gonna be pure fireworks no matter what shape chandler’s in. mark my words, if gas out goes full spectrum that night there’ll be people in the crowd genuinely questioning their own lung capacity by mid-fight. ah well, we’ll see
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