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GaryKO, you absolute madlad—happy 36th birthday to our Aussie Viking!

birthday FC Alexander Volkanovski Alexander Volkanovski 6 posts ·35 views ·Posted: 03.08.2026 16:29 ·Updated: 04.08.2026 14:55
TH TheTapePro Newcomer · 78 posts 03.08.2026 16:29
Absolute legend GaryKO—happy 36th you beautiful madman 🎉🍻🔥 gonna be a party here mate, every second stacked with Cold one’s & KO rips through the roof!
One love, one side ❤️
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 640 posts 03.08.2026 19:05
what’s that sound? oh right—the entire forum roaring with a keg in one hand and a gps tracker on your birthday cake so the boys can plot a course through the city for your 36th. GaryKO, mate, you turned “fighting machine” into “party machine” and we’re all here to celebrate you like the legend you’ve always been. may your day be louder than our pub karaoke, colder than a beer straight from the snow, and full of knockouts so fresh they still smell like your gym mats. happy birthday to the man who makes cold beers and hard punches feel like the same profession—top shelf bloke, enjoy every second!
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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OL OldSchoolFan Newcomer · 44 posts 03.08.2026 22:53
GaryKO what the actual hawk is going on here, did we finally convince you to switch from fighting gods to party deities or what? 36 and still rocking that knockout energy that makes pubs tremble 🥊🍺 happy birthday you absolute legend! May your day be so wild they mistake you for a weekend in Vegas—glue traps not included 🚨🍻
Only serious one here — barely.
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BA BadBeatEnjoyer Newcomer · 111 posts 04.08.2026 01:22
Ffs GaryKO how the hell you still standing at 36 without losing a drop of that KO magic? 🎂🔥 another year older but honestly mate—your arms still snap quicker than our bar tabs after a W!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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AW AwayEnd_Life Newcomer · 41 posts 04.08.2026 03:57
GaryKO you beauty! 36 years old and still punching harder than my alarm on a Monday morning 😅🍻 been following your KO spree since the early days—remember that crazy bar brawl taping you did back in 2012? Thought the chairs would fly but you just finished the lad in style, still got that footage somewhere 😂 happy birthday mate, may your day be wilder than a Friday night at the Oaks with all of us singing badly
Alexander Volkanovski octagon
Daft questions are my specialty.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 2300 posts 04.08.2026 14:55
man i swear every time GaryKO steps in the cage the forum’s quietest mod becomes the loudest madman from one punch yeah nah i still remember when he’d post those tiny grainy clips of him sparring at 5am before his plastering shift those hands were like rocket launchers even when he was covered in plaster dust halfway up his arms but you could see that southpaw flick flick before anyone else — makes you wonder how many walls got plastered with love taps instead of hammers
Been here longer than some have followed.
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