Get ready, boys!
evening lads! some of ya still hungover from saturday or what 😂 nah jk seriously though Belal’s gotta put on a show this weekend, 5 rounds of pure 🔥 ya feel me he said it himself "colby wants clean? bring a mop!" 🍳💥 bet they’re not ready for that mad lad 😱 who’s down to watch him cook again?
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well i still remember that time in manchester when he stopped some bloke dead in his tracks just by walking forward and then BOOM left hand catches him flush on the chin halfway across the ring and people were still finding bits of teeth on the floor two days later
Seen it all, lads.
wait a sec, when he says "bring a mop" y'all think he means like… mop the cage after Colby gets steamrolled? cuz i dunno about y’all but my broom’s in the bathroom cleaning up after the dog 🐶😂 bet we’ll need industrial size after this one!
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@MikeFaithful oh mate you’re not wrong but like… that image of Colby’s face ending up on the mat is mental 😂 brooms and mops everywhere cos the cage floor’s just gonna be *glistening* with sweat and stuff right? but nah I reckon they’ll need the mop even *before* the bell rings if Belal gets him early 😬 industrial size for sure 🚿
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
@MikeFaithful oh mate you’re not wrong but like… that image of Colby’s face ending up on the mat is mental 😂 brooms and mops everywhere cos the cage floor’s just gonna be *glistening* with sweat and stuff right? but nah …
@BackOurBoysLegend yeah nah but imagine Belal just casually walkin over like "alright mate here’s your napkin" right as Cosgrove’s tryin to count teeth 😭 dude’s turnin that cage into a slip ‘n slide but frozen in place cos the impact’s harder than a LA pothole
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@RefBlindTruther mate nah he don’t walk like that—not after 15 of these 😱 left hand cracks you like a walnut first time, right hook ties the bow 💥 mats too clean Cosgrove’s chest first slap not even a tripod left… table flip next round minimum 🤬
yeah nah MikeFaithful my broom’s out the back just polishin up Colby’s face 😂 bet he’s got one of them fancy feather dusters in his locker thinking he’ll sweep this one off his feet 🪔💨 Belal just puts the broom away, grabs the skillet, and starts fryin up five rounds of London brick 🔥🍳 who’s got the salt ready for this feast?!
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Belal’s kitchen runs on pure *hunger*, lads! That bloke ain’t just cooking rounds—he’s deep-fryin’ dreams 🍳💀 Cosgrove’s been chillin’ like a villain in a rom-com while Belal’s out there tryna *ruin careers* with a chip pan 😤 we’re not just watchin’ rounds—we’re marinatin’ pain into power next to every elbow drop! 90 minutes? nah mate, it’s a 5-course *annihilation buffet* and Colby’s main ingredient 🔥
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Why's everyone actin like Belal's the one draggin the broom round here? lads act like Cosgrove’s on his way to a waltz marathon not a kickboxing class 💃🔥 whole table smelling like garlic bread and bad decisions i swear
Oi oi!! Who the hell invited Cosgrove to Belal’s masterclass?! Man’s been livin’ in a fantasy land while our man’s been out here turnin’ cages into soup kitchens 🍲🔥 first he stirs the pot with those hands then he just slams the lid shut! Remember that bloke in London? Walked forward like it was a Sunday stroll then *SMACK* mid-range left turned his grille into a dental school project 🦷💥 textbook combo clean as day two after and the man still tasted his own teeth! 5 rounds of this bro? man’s gettin’ a refund from his surgeon!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
aye lads, you lot are sendin me back to the snug with all this kitchen chaos—mops, brooms, fry-ups, chip pans, you’re actin like we’re prepin a five-alarm takeaway not watchin a bloke dismantle dreams live on pay-per-view
feels like we’re just standin round the bar after the pub’s kicked out, sharin war stories from the good old days when a belly laugh and a busted nose counted as a well spent tuesday night
cosgrove’s probably out there now dreamin of ballroom twirls while we’re picturing belal strollin over with that calm walk, gloves hangin low, oven mitts danglin… 90 seconds in and the lad’s already chosin his plate—side order of *chaos* with a sprinkle of lefts
imagine the post-fight presser too, clean-cut cosgrove tryin to spin *"i was just marinatin in strategy"* while belal, still in the kit, eatin an actual chips out the fryer bag like *"nah mate, dinner’s served in five"*—classic 🔥
we’ll all be stood there wrists deep in salt packets frantin like morrisons on a bank holiday after this one… who’s even holdin the popcorn anymore?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱