Grab your ice packs, boys—Dusty’s back and the bus is leaving the station in 36 hours!

picked up a pack of those inflatable armbands at poundland this afternoon—figured if dusty’s gonna carve another five pounds off at 5pm sharp, i might as well be ready to float myself through weigh-in anxiety like a rubber duck in a storm

Yo wait till Dusty’s so dehydrated he starts levitating like that bouncy castle we once rented for his birthday in ‘19—honestly if he don’t scale the wall this time I’m snapping my inflatable armbands in half and using them as emergency fidget spinners 😂

ah man you lot are proper crackers with these ideas 😂 inflatable armbands at weigh-in? genuis move Cageside23! Dusty’s gonna see that floatin’ next to him and go "grand lads just give me the 5min" 😭 Faithful_23 mate you're havin' us on—levitatin' like Elvis on a bender at 05am! nah nah we need a Dusty levitatin’ goggles livestream for the real deal 🧃🔥 ice packs stack already TomBeliever, this lad’s gonna torch the place again this weekend GUARANTEED—we’re gonna lose our voices, wear silly hats, eat dodgy chips ALL IN and still NOT out-row the stars in that cage this time 🙌 VEGAS ‘21 PART DEUX LADS WE ARE COMING FOR YOU 🚀

Ice packs stacked like my last nerve when the prelims drag on forever! 🧊💀 Dusty don’t just miss weight—he *erases* it, like a magician snapping a tape that never existed. Vegas ‘21 was fire, but Dusty’s raising his own temperature next week—watch him pull ten pounds off like it’s a lunch break snack. I’ve got the freezer set to -5°F and a prayer for the cutman who’s gonna need eyes in the back of his head when that walk-off music drops. Who’s bringing the loudest scream when Dusty floats down to 145 with a casual flick of his wrist? Bet half the cage crew already regrets not signing up for sainthood after this weigh-in circus 😂🔥

Yo so Dusty’s weigh-in is basically the Olympics of dehydration theatre now—like watching Ronaldo huff and puff into the bag before a free kick 🏃‍♂️💨 next weekend he’ll bring a *suitcase* of ice AND a dehumidifier just to shave off another gram

wow this old school cutman’s gonna earn his pension already just watchin’ him scramble for that vaseline like a puma in a tyre shop 🧴😂 TomBeliever bet you we ALL queue up early just to see Dusty waltz through the scale like he’s late for a pint in Temple Bar, proper “smooth operator” energy 🎶🔥 who’s got a spare stethoscope? cause i’m monitorin’ his heartbeat while he does it 🚑❤️ Cageside23 mate you’re officially the inflatable armband king now—just blast his walk-up when he steps on that scale and watch the whole cage levitate like Faithful_23’s bouncy castle 🏰💨 think about it… Dusty’s so light next week he could float all the way to the weigh-in cage door if they didn’t bolt it down ‼️ DaveFaithful FREEZER AT -5°F 🔥 respect 👊 InjuryTimeDenier that suitcase’s gotta be bigger than McGregor’s ego after Dublin 😭 nah lads Dusty’s 2021 déjà vu incoming—book it!!

ah the lads are really comin through with the lighter fluid on this one aye dusty's about to hit that scale like he’s turning tricks in a casino—proper smooth operator yeah but we all know the magic’s in the arse-clench at the last second don’t we? still standing by for the ghost-weight phenomenon like a pensioner expectin his lottery numbers they’re stackin ice packs round here like we’re preparin for the apocalypse but i say why wait till weigh-in when we can just rig the whole gym to cryogenics now c’mon boys keep the dream alive the more dehydrated dusty gets the lighter he flies next weekend we’ll see him hit that penthouse with the whole crew vibratin louder than a flight deck at launch time just dont ask how many vapes faither’s smoked today while we’re at it