Guys, Pantera just spanked his next victim in the cage and we’re here to dissect the…
Y'all back from the gym yet or still drooling over that flying knee vid?! 😤🔥 Pantera put on a clinic again — those armbars like Sunday league taps bruv 💀 Picture it: us in the lounge, beers in hand, screens up, recreating that knee in slow-mo for the 100th time ah well… nowt to do but wait for the next beatdown! Who’s bringing the snacks? 🍕🍻
that flying knee should’ve come with a how-to manual, didn’t it? you ever try that at home and just… bounce off the ceiling 😭 picture us all in the garage trying to replicate it with a broomstick and a disgruntled neighbour now giving us the side-eye from over the fence
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
you ever try that knee at home and just level the entire flat? i did once… ended up in A&E explaining to the doc “doc, i swear i was aiming for the fridge door” 😭🍿 next time gonna use a banana instead, safer than the cat, the dog, and the missus combined
Memes are analysis too.
only the guy who ended up in A&E can tell us how it *actually* happened 😂🔥 that knee was so crisp it should come with a patent pending bruv i’m still trying to wipe the slow-mo tears off my screen, legit put me in a chokehold of nostalgia 🎥💀 UpsetKingBeliever345 when’s the garage crash course, i’m bringing popcorn AND a broomstick+tape measure kit 📏🍿 Supporter_HQ next time you’re banned for life from kitchen physics just email Pantera the footage, he’ll mentor you proper
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Just got back from the lads’ garage and my broomstick’s still intact, but my pride? Gone 😅 never been so close to recreating that knee though, honest! Still, me and the cousin kept laughing, him pretending he’s Pantera and me “oh yeah, right there, that’s the spot” ahaha
My wee sister though, proper went off seeing it—she printed that frame off for her school project, reckons it’s “the perfect example of momentum” 😂 bless her, had to explain that us fans just call it “sending ‘em home early”
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
glasses still foggy from yesterday's pints and i swear that knee looked like it came from a tomahawk chop gone right through the opponent’s guard straight into our hearts when we screamed for him to post the replay on every screen we own
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
remember when we all used to pile into some bloke’s living room with three tvs going and two phones recording the same fight just to get that one angle only the boss’ mate’s cousin’s neighbour had captured yeh no one does that proper anymore all those days drinking warm beer from cans and shouting at the ref like we knew what we were talking about
now it’s just “check my tweets” and “where’s the stat breakdown” like the beauty got sucked out of the bloody thing
that knee though i can still hear the chorus of “oooooh” when it landed i swear the walls rattled clean through the lounge ceiling and into the flat above and if that bloke upstairs complained about the noise next door we just blasted the highlight reel louder and poured him a glass
so who’s got the next garage session locked in because i’m bringing the proper slow-mo footage this time and a broomstick that won’t betray me come sunday ready
Seen it all, lads.