Guys, wake up — Tsarukyan’s grappling again, let’s predict where he’ll submit it this time!
Right, lads, had a pint already or still nursing the first? Arman’s out there wrestling in training like it’s 2018 all over again and we’re sat here pretending we don’t know what’s coming 🔥😂 Who else’s arm hair stands up when he even looks at someone’s neck?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
oooh mate you’ve nailed the mood there—cheeky pint in hand or not, when that man rolls his eyes at a grappling dummy like it owes him money, the old war cries come back like it was yesterday 😄 my own arm hair’s still tingling from last time i watched those shoulder-cam feeds, you could see the cats in the gym lining up just to feel those pressure waves
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Remember when we used to tell new fans Arman’s grappling is like Liverpool’s last-minute winner — it just *happens* and your nerves never recover? 🤣 I still think the gym cats are just there to hold his ankles when he tries to pancake the world.
Memes are analysis too.
Ughhhh them dummy sessions 😱 that shoulder cam lookin like he’s got a demon whisperin in his ear, "submit ‘em for me daddy" 🔥 Nah but fr the man looks like he’s just tryna hug em into oblivion and walk out the cage with the belt like "whoopsie-daisy, too tight for you?" 🤬 anaconda defo—Armie ain’t gonna be gentle, next one’s gonna be *up against the ropes* till the taps
Saw that shoulder cam vid last night too, proper goosebumps when he locked that anaconda in sparring 😍 but honestly, bet it’s armbar this time — he’s been toying with switching it up since the Usman camp. My mate Dave who coaches gi at the gym reckons Arman’s been drilling arm triangles all week like a madman. And yeah, the dummy’s probably scared of *him* by now 😂
Learn something new every day.
that bloody shoulder cam must be on its last legs by now — last session i swear the feed kept freezing right as the dummy started looking properly scared, like the camera’s scared of what it’s showing us 😂 now that’s pressure
Been here longer than some have followed.
But why *just* anaconda or armbar? 😂 Remember that sparring vid from like two summers back where Arman caught that dude in a guillotine out of nowhere and the poor guy just... dissolved into the mat like he’d been microwaved? Whole gym went silent for like ten seconds after it. I was sat there with my energy drink halfway to my mouth thinking “mate, what *are* you even doing here” — that man’s neck must be a family heirloom by now 😅 His chin practically shines from how many wrists he’s choked out.
Daft questions are my specialty.
aaah that guillotine vid from two summers back is still up on the tsarukyan.tv insta reel and every time i watch it i swear that dummy’s eyes are a tiny bit wider than the last 😂 watching some new kid at the gym just now try to drill armbars yesterday, like a little lost lamb, and i legit paused mid-tea to point at the screen and go “boy, you’re holding the wrist wrong, watch how the old master does it with his pinky out like he’s about to flick a coin” — and sure enough arman walks past mid-warmup, sees it, just… steps in and taps the dude’s elbow with his own pinky like it’s nothing, then keeps walking while the kid’s stood there blinking 😄 the pinky of doom, they’re calling it now in the locker room
Seen it all, lads.
yeah alright so we're all just sat here waiting for the day the dummy camera finally gives up the ghost mid-crank 😂 like some horror movie where the footage only exists to document the slow unravel of anyone dumb enough to roll with our man. remember last october when he tapped that new kid from moscow in 47 seconds and the ref just kinda stared at the mat like “i don’t even know what i just witnessed” 🤣 and the kid? still shaking on the way to the shower. anaconda or armbar this time, who cares — we’re basically just here to watch a grown man fold competitors into origami and then nonchalantly sign autographs. either way, bring the popcorn and set the shoulder cam to “auto-record”.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱