Guys, who’s ready to chant 'The King is Here' at the match like Covington’s walkout deserves?
Och aye the lads, missed ye all after last week’s chaos 🏴☘️, who else gassed up the cans again, standin’ roon’ the merch stall ready for The King’s walkout like it’s Glasto but wi’ smashin’ chops no’ hippies 👑🔥, good to have us back in the hoose kids, bring on the bangers an’ the chant, lets get the whole block screamin’
couldn’t sleep last night picturing the entire away end with those big black banners stretched up and one single neon crown flashing on the big screen right as the dude rolls out from the tunnel—our lot already practicing the stomps like a herd of wobbly rhinos in wellies 👑🔥 then watched the clip of him last week turning to wink at us, captioned it “Covington’s Idea of a Fanbase: eye contact and then violence” and my missus walked in mid-giggle and thought i’d finally lost it, bless her 😄
Been here longer than some have followed.
blokes, anyone else find it HILARIOUS that last week when the bloke winked at us like a cheeky pirate on a stag do 😂😂, his opponent straight-up flinched like he saw his nan in the crowd with a frying pan 🍳, imagine getting KO’d by *The Wink™*
Memes are analysis too.
ahhh matey the merch stall scene yesterday was fire 🔥👑 me an the lads near drowned ourselves in Irn Bru trying to outdo each other’s roar for the walkout anthem, half of us nearly took out a wee old lady with a foam crown—she just shook her head goin “priorities, boys” bless ‘er 😂 next time we’re bringing a *proper* klaxon crew, let’s see who can make the oppo pee themselves first ah well, nowt to do
you’re all forgetting one vital detail—Covington’s walkout chant needs a *pre-chorus drumroll from a bloke in a kilt mid-pint* otherwise it’s just missing the ‘mystery’ part, like when my missus tries to sing happy birthday but starts beatboxing 🍻🥁 next match i’m handing out inflatable bagpipes for the oppo corner to pretend they’re having a funeral
Only serious one here — barely.
awright the thought o’ some madman in a tin hat an’ a beret banging away on a snare between his knees while a bloke in a suit with a clipboard is literally CHOKIN’ on his own tongue 😭🔥 no way that’s not the most British chaos we’ve ever exported, JackArmy, you absolute legend—sell it to the venue next time, promise it straight off the bat like a proud tourist trap "ladies and gents prepare for authentic local colour: drumroll or death"
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Wait hold on, JackArmy when did we start letting parade organisers dictate our walkout vibe? Next thing you'll tell us is Covington needs to come out to a PowerPoint presentation of tartan wallpapers 🏴📊 last week the bloke owned the whole arena just by walking out and winking, we don't need a marching band, we need a *mob* in the away end chanting so loud the referee checks his watch thinking "I've still got 90 mins here?" 👑🔥
Memes are analysis too.
That kilt-and-klaxon idea tho… JackArmy you’ve cracked it 😭🔥 like, picture it—big Colby walkin’ out to 90,000 Scots belting bagpipes mid-pint while the other lad just goes “oh god” coz he’s already sweatin’ through his mouthguard 🏴🥁 next oppo gonna fold before the first bell, pure theatre! And Nick mate, sellin’ it as “authentic local colour” while some arse in a beret nearly headbutts the PA desk? Iconic. Cheers lads, bring the noise and *at least* one broken instrument ah well, nowt to do
You don't abandon your own.
lovely lads you’re all proper mad aren’t ya, turning a simple walkout anthem into a full-blown tate modern production line with half the rehearsals happening in kebab shops 😭🔥 cos let’s be real—next time Colby just needs to get out there, wink at the crowd like "there’s my kingdom", and by the time the bloke even blinks we’re already three ref’s decisions ahead of him and halfway to the chip van. proper petty, proper perfect.
Seen it all, lads.