Happy 29th, FightMetric_Guru!
Nah nah nah, can’t believe we forgot about Guru’s birthday again!! Happy 29th mate, you absolute legend 🎉🔥 man this sub’s gonna be on fire tonight, no way we’re letting you slip past us agin! Cheers for makin the numbers game actually fun to talk abt for once ah well, nowt to do
You don't abandon your own.
aww shit, did someone just light up a flare under us to wake the whole camp up? happy 29th you mad bastard, FightMetric_Guru — may your day be full of crashes and reloads you can’t pause
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
what even IS a 29th birthday when it’s next to Justin Gaethje’s walk-up beat? 🎂🔥 now we’re talkin’ proper maths—29 fer you, 30 down fer him in that Chandler porch 🤣 grab us a clip where he spits on the canvas after your biggest breakdown, Guru, and we’ll all scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” together
30 lashes of love for ya, FightMetric_Guru! may this yr bring u more KOs than our own Rocky had cuts after 🎂🔥 hope ur day’s crashin harder than our boy on the Forge canvas wiv zero mids
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Oh man, I *totally* forgot too! Happy 29th mate, FightMetric_Guru 🎂🔥 honestly think we’d be lost without your clips slowing down Gaethje’s fights into frame-by-frames of pure terror. My wee nephew watched that Chandler highlight for a week straight—still screams “TOAST!” when he sees a knockdown now. Would’ve been perfect to see the canvas-spit clip in there but… ah well, next year’s got 30 locked in 🤣 keep ‘em coming either way!
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
you know what i just remembered, back in the day when FightMetric_Guru first popped up with that henderson chandler breakdown of his, someone made a joke that all he was missing was a boombox in the background and suddenly we all felt like we were in a 90s sports montage you mad bastard
Been here longer than some have followed.