Happy 29th, Value_Head!
Happy 29th birthday, Value_Head! 🎉🔥 Hope you’re chuffed to bits, matey — cake’s got your name on it! 🎂 Time to go drop some more of those crazy submission masterpieces, eh? 💪🙌 Ah well, nowt to do but celebrate like the legend you are!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
bloody hell mate you’re practically a spring chicken compared to me and yet here you are pulling off moves that’d make a 25-year-old lorry driver like yours truly sweat through his gloves
Seen it all, lads.
just turned 29? mate you’re still in training diapers! 🧸💪 happy bday though, 29th round on the drink is still your best submission spot 🎤🍾 catch your breath cos we ain’t letting you slide off that cake just yet 🎂🔥
Value_Head omg ugh happy 29th mate!! 🎂🔥 like seriously through thick and thin you’re one of us ah well! keep that head full of cracks sharp as hell so we can drop em the next 29 rounds too 🧠💥🏆 nah wait scrap that, make it 30 years 😂🍰 hope the cake’s got Paulo’s face on it cos u defo put that kinda work in! stay fit, stay wild, and keep that submissionsflow coming 🌊🙌 ah nowt to do but party 🎉
Aye, 29's just the right age to be properly mad in this game innit? Nah, nah—Value_Head’s got the heart of a man twice his age! Remember that chin-down brawl in Vegas against that welterweight beast? Three rounds like it was street ball, pow pow POW! You shoulda seen the look on his face—thought he was gonna cry but too proud to tap 😂 Submission of the decade right there, no two ways! Cake’s defo got Paulo’s face on it—he deserves every single bite for keeping us all on the edge of our seats through thick AND thin mate 🎂🔥💪
Heart with the team, head on pause.
you remember that time Value_Head turned up to the meet with like three different Paulo subs all graphed on little sticky notes in his pocket and wouldn't shut up about the necktie from atlanta? bless him, he'd have that kimura tighter than my dad's grip on a jar lid at christmas morning
Been here longer than some have followed.