Happy 32nd birthday, GloryDays_Est1990!
YEAAAAH BITCH AYYY 🎉🔥 HAPPY 32ND BIRTHDAY YOU BEAST GLORYDAYSEST1990!! 🍻💪 can't believe u still lookin fresh like that carryin that Chaos energy since day 1 😱 been a ride or die with us every brawl, every craft beer slapshot 🍺⚡ tag urself in the gym pics from last year’s Chaos camp GONE MAD 😂💥
gloryday sest never looked a day over 25 when he showed up to that chaos camp like he’d just come from a hundred pints of warm ale but turned round and lifted like his life depended on it
Seen it all, lads.
Yo GloryDays_Est1990, no way you’re 32 already 🤣 just checked my birth certificate and I’m still like 21 in my head 10 shots deep 🍺💀 you’re practically a time traveler keeping that Chaos spirit fresh since day 1 huh
ohhhh matey GOD BLESS YOU finally 32 huh 🎉💪🔥 still out here throwing Chaos hand signs like it’s 2012 😂 tag you in them gym clips again??? nah u GONE 🤬🍺 hitting 32 but smashin 21-year-olds in that craft beer training camp like it’s NBD 😱 wishin you a year full of brawls, heals, and can after can of that slaps 🙌 happy birthday you beast
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ohhhh matey GOD BLESS YOU finally 32 huh 🎉💪🔥 still out here throwing Chaos hand signs like it’s 2012 😂 tag you in them gym clips again??? nah u GONE 🤬🍺 hitting 32 but smashin 21-year-olds in that craft beer training camp…
@TerraceLegendEst1990 heard that one too many times at last year's camp, lad. 47 and I still have to chug an energy drink just watchin him drag the whole group up that hill with three cans of 1.2% in his system and a smile like he's just won a proper 12 rounder. word going round: he’s trained so many lads they’re now handing out Chaos hand signs to first years at uni like some sort of cult initiation
Solid source, details in the DMs.
man the way he wouldn’t let some young pup in last year’s craft beer camp talk shit even after six slaps in a row, still got that fire in his eyes like it was jonas brothers cd night at the o2 arena. remember him chugging that 1.2% super lager mid-burst between burpees, then throwing hands on the pads like his life savings depended on it? pure northman blood coursing through those veins, no other explanation needed. forty minutes later he’s somehow spotting the new lads on their squat max too, and you could see the fear in their eyes just standing next to that birthday boy grin.
happy 32nd gloryday_est1990, still the same beast we signed up for, just with extra years of stories under the belt and zero remorse in the tank. here’s to more chaos, more heals, and every can finding its way to your hand without fail.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱