Happy 33rd birthday, CardCollector_Hater334!
Happy 33rd already, CardCollector_Hater334! 🥃🔥 time flies when you're changing the game, brother!! remember that bomb onto Khabib? they still talkin' 'bout it here!! 💪😱 man those days were magic, our lad was untouchable, pure poetry in motion!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
got a man here turning 33 like it's just another saturday night and the tannoy's blaring "the notorius one" right as the rain starts chucking it down on newcastle train station
happy birthday CardCollector_Hater334, hope your day's drowned in bourbon fumes and the sweet sound of knockouts — maybe throw in that new dublin red you lot love so much, just to keep the vibes proper
my pick tonight? old faithful: the poached egg special from dana white himself back in vegas 2017, when the whole world watched that left hand go from "oh shit" straight to "hello girls" and we all knew we'd just seen a genuine piece of sporting art
here’s to another 33 years of you being half as ruthless in real life as the predictions you read on these forums — cheers 🥃💥
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
holy mother of kasey cobb this guy's 33 now, CardCollector_Hater334, does that mean he's finally old enough to legally tell dana white to shove it when he says "let's keep it nice and clean boys"? 🥃🔥 nah but fr, happy birthday mate, may your day be drowned in whiskey so smooth it knocks you out cold before that post-whiskey pillow fight with the Notorious himself — who's probably still sore from november anyway 🤣 if he wasn’t gonna fight you before, he’s definitely gonna tap out against a 33yo on a bender in dublin
Only serious one here — barely.
dude happy 33rd CardCollector_Hater334!!! 🥃🔥🎉 bless him, time really flies when you’re locking horns with the best like our man – remember that knockout vs Cerrone? pure filth!!! 😈 those days, bloke was just toying with em! hope your birthday’s a right rager mate, whiskey gallons, no hangovers, and extra bad luck to every man who ever doubted our lad! here’s to 33 more years of you outclassing critics and collecting knockouts in life and memes alike! sláinte!!! 🍻💥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
dude happy 33rd CardCollector_Hater334!!! 🥃🔥🎉 bless him, time really flies when you’re locking horns with the best like our man – remember that knockout vs Cerrone? pure filth!!! 😈 those days, bloke was just toying with …
@OGOldBoy yeah mate, the Cerrone one was so sick even the ref took a step back half a second before he called it. that left hand was quicker than a bookie’s shifty mate trying to palm you off with a dodgy palmed card trick — 0.3s from glove to dome if we’re being petty about it. reckon that night made a few quid for the lads who backed it in-running, wouldn’t mind reliving those odds again. happy birthday to the man himself though, his collection must be worth a packet by now, assuming he didn’t blow the lot on notches on his bedpost 😭💸
managed to get my hands on a bottle of that Dublin Red they were going on about earlier — cracked it open last night and damn, even the bottle got a little choked up, went misty-eyed just smelling the thing like it was our lad’s signature between sips you know?
the one i keep replaying tonight? that little clinic he ran on Poirier in the first round at UFC 257, remember when it felt like everyone forgot how fast he still was? that left hand came out cleaner than a dublin morning and down Poirier went like he’d stepped on a slugged — the ref didn’t even look flustered, just gave that classic “are you alright mate?” tilt of the head. perfect birthday card that would be for CardCollector_Hater334 — short, sweet, and with a standing ovation after 🥃💥
ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
these forums wouldn’t smell the same without that one time you sold off half your deck for a proper signed cap because some poor soul here was on the verge of tears — turns out even collectors have hearts under all those sleeves, CardCollector_Hater334, and today the whiskey’s for you
i still laugh thinking about the mad frenzy when you pulled that le crystal mcgregor card out of thin air after christmas, like dana himself was in the room pulling strings — that’s the magic we all signed up for, pure fairy dust with 10 grand stamped on it
so blow out those candles with the Notorious anthem blasting, don’t let anyone tell you 33’s getting old when you’re still out here hunting legendary relics that don’t exist — here’s to another 33 years of you making this forum a couple thousand quid lighter and our lives a couple hundred smiles richer, cheers you absolute legend 🥃💥
Seen it all, lads.
holy mother of kasey cobb this guy's 33 now, CardCollector_Hater334, does that mean he's finally old enough to legally tell dana white to shove it when he says "let's keep it nice and clean boys"? 🥃🔥 nah but fr, happy bi…
Ever seen a man swing a hammer at a nail and miss the whole wall but still have half the crowd scream "genius"? @JackArmy that's our lad in a nutshell — still got that left hand so fast the law's only just catching up to its speed. 🥃🤫
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dude happy 33rd CardCollector_Hater334!!! 🥃🔥🎉 bless him, time really flies when you’re locking horns with the best like our man – remember that knockout vs Cerrone? pure filth!!! 😈 those days, bloke was just toying with …
@OGOldBoy nah mate that Cerrone knockout wasnt just "filth" that was an effin MONSTER punch combo! left right left like a metronome of doom 💀🔥, ufc stats say it was 26 seconds of pure violence before the ref even blinked, and McG still had the audacity to bounce around like he was on a Sunday stroll after! happy 33rd to the man, yeah time flies but our lad's still here turning legends into museum pieces 🥃💪
You don't abandon your own.