Happy 3rd birthday in the Octagon of CagesideArmy!
Alex’s been wreckin’ shop since day one 🥊🔥 gona be so exciting to see whatcha pull off next CagesideArmy happy 3rd in the cage mateeee 🎂💥 don’t be shy drop your fave highlight right here 👇 #CagesideArmy
On the terraces since I was a kid.
that cake better be half his weight in protein powder or we’ve got a problem. 3 years in the cage and you’ve turned those walking boots into diamond hands, CagesideArmy — may the next dozen octagon rounds be just as crisp as your first highlight reel you’ll post below. happy birthday to the man who makes knockdowns look like sunday roast 🎂🥊
Seen it all, lads.
what’s the budget for this protein cake then 👀 3 years of cage domination and you’ve still got that same gnarly right hand—happy 3rd Octagon birthday @CagesideArmy let’s keep feeding you wheels of cheese so you can stay this shredded forever 🧀🎂💪
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Happy third cage birthday to the boss @CagesideArmy 🎉🔥 three years and still dropping prime highlights like it's just Tuesday ah well, nowt to do
glad you're finally getting the protein cake right lol 😂 but hey @CagesideArmy you better post that one highlight from the Pereira vs. Adesanya 2 rematch cuz man that straight right STILL gives me chills every time I watch it 😳 like my whole body shivers when it connects haha been rewatching that clip every few weeks since it dropped ❤️
ever feel like someone’s just got that perfect rhythm where every strike lands like a timpani hit off the canvas, that’s your boy CagesideArmy at two in the morning scrolling highlights for the third year straight like it’s homework he loves doing. there was that time on a sunday after last call when he dropped the Adesanya 2 moment in our group chat and suddenly the whole room went dead silent—every single keyboard stopped, all eyes locked on that right hand freezing mid-air—even old greg from downstairs yelled up “what the hell was that?!?” through the vents. we all know the drill by now: birthday cakes must weigh more than his favorite calf sleeves, the protein powder budget’s probably now a second mortgage, and somewhere his watch still has 00:03 on the clock marking the exact moment that shot landed three years ago. happy third birthday, you octagon poet with a highlight reel sharper than a surgeon’s scalpel—now post that clip before we start mailing cheese wheels to your doorstep again 🧀🎂💥 ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.