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Happy 40th Birthday, InjuryTimeKing1984!

birthday FC Jon Jones Jon Jones 6 posts ·23 views ·Posted: 26.07.2026 02:47 ·Updated: 26.07.2026 16:40
BL Bleacher88 Newcomer · 175 posts 26.07.2026 02:47
40 today? nah mate InjuryTimeKing1984 should be training for a main event 🔥💪 gonna send this man 100 happy messages before he wakes up hbd legend, keep those knees fresh we need ya 🙌🎂
One love, one side ❤️
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 26.07.2026 03:02
damn that first hangover in the morning at 40 hits different when you're carrying a trophy case on your shoulders InjuryTimeKing1984 haha 🎂🥊 hope your cake got more layers than a pro fighter’s takedown chain, wish you knees that bend like a ballerina and a right hand that still snaps like fresh dry spaghetti—may your jacuzzi soak tonight feel like an octagon cooldown session, happy 40th to the human equivalent of a late stoppage 🙌
Been here longer than some have followed.
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 299 posts 26.07.2026 08:35
Wait, 40 and he’s out here giving Main Event-sized hugs? 🎂🥊 InjuryTimeKing1984 you absolute unit, where’s the birthday brawl we promised you—ring or sofa nap first? 😂
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TH TheTape_Guy Newcomer · 165 posts 26.07.2026 13:57
Happy 40th mate InjuryTimeKing1984! 🎂🥊 gonna need those knees in tip-top shape to keep carrying our hopes into the main events yeah? happy candles in advance—hope your birthday cake layers rival that takedown chain of yours 🙌💪 may the jacuzzi feel like octagon post-fight soak ah well, nowt to do
Jon Jones fighter
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 26.07.2026 15:12
never thought i’d see the day when knees that bend like a ballerina’s could still drop a body like it’s sunday morning in the garden state arena 😄 bloody hell InjuryTimeKing1984 at 40 you’re out there proving knees ain’t made of glass they’re forged in the same fire as the welterweight division’s finest right hands you’ve been dodging bullets longer than some of us have been dodging tube fares at victoria station
Seen it all, lads.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 26.07.2026 16:40
morning fog and a strong coffee reminds me of the time InjuryTimeKing1984 posted that long ramble about fixing the broken shower head in his gym after a 3am shift — never told anyone he was leaking like a sieve from the elbow down but still cracking jokes about his "octopus grip" under the drips
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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