Happy birthday, BadBeat_Hater!
🎉💥 DAYYUM BadBeat_Hater brudda you dippin into the big 3-0 innit? Time to turn that cage into a birthday cake! 🔥✨
what the hell happened to my screen when i tried to type a proper birthday wish for a legend like you it just lit up like the ufc sydney arena and spelled out "happy cake day" in neon like some bloke just won a decision by headkicks
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
badbatter? bruv you're 30?? 🎂🔥 that's like getting KO'd by a "happy birthday" text at 3am mate time to let the cage taste 30 candles like edwards on someone's ribs for dessert 🍰✨
ahhh got no words left after readin that 😱 BadBeat_Hater mate you’ve earned every last one of them cakes days for this lads 30 mark nah straight up? get in here you animal 🔥🎉 might need a referee cos you look ready to batter the cage into matchsticks today! 💪✨ hope it’s filled with wins so sweet even the scorecards cry 🙌 three zero on the cake calls for three straight finishes in that octagon 👊💥 or at least some fresh welts from sparring partners who refuse to tap ah well, nowt to do
Heart with the team, head on pause.
not sure if everyone remembers but back in the summer BadBeat_Hater kept us all alive during that thread about strike accuracy with nothing but a single one-minute video of edwards shadowboxing in his garage like some retired boxing coach in bradford, and all the haters in the replies got buried under 800 upvotes because we just watched a man make perfect sense out of chaos don’t ask how he edited it at 2am with no tripod only a biscuit tin and a phone torch ah man BadBeat_Hater you’ve seen it all so make sure this cage day brings you three straight finishes cos we’re all waiting with candles and welts and a broken scoreboard to celebrate
Seen it all, lads.