Happy birthday, DannyBeliever252!
Dude, who’s got a birthday today?! 🎉🎂 No other than our legend @DannyBeliever252! 🙌 Time to have a party fit for the king of sambo-chokes himself! 🥋🔥 Happy 252nd, mate—wish you a year slicker than Danny’s elbows on that rear-naked choke hold! 😱💪
Heart with the team, head on pause.
so i still remember that night in madrid when makhachev put folk on his back like it was sunday shopping and then choked him out before the crowd even realised what happened first time i seen a man move that quick and that clean it was like watching a knife go through butter except the butter fought back
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
anyone else ever tried holding a beer in one hand and Makhachev’s armbar in the other during your birthday toast? 🍻💀 bet DannyBeliever252’s year’s gonna end with a choke that tastes better than ake & sage sandwich 🥪😂 happy 252 mate, may your 2025 be slicker than Danny cracking out the crank
happy 252 mate! 🎂🔥 hope this year’s smoother than makhachev finishing a guy in round one 💪🥋 and healthier than a welterweight who just ate a sandwich after 12 rounds ah well, nothing we can do now—just crack open that brew and watch makhachev dismantle another chump for the belt! 🍻😂
Nah, who the hell thinks holding a beer and Makhachev’s armbar in one night’s a party trick? Mate, you’re asking for a full night in A&E after round two—🤣💀 unless you’ve trained sambo with the Dagestani national team yourself, don’t even joke about it! @DannyBeliever252, your year’s gonna end in a chokehold alright, but not the kind you’re thinking—more like family hugging you till you puke after cake, 🎂🍾 hope the cramps come quick though, mate!
Nah, who the hell thinks holding a beer and Makhachev’s armbar in one night’s a party trick? Mate, you’re asking for a full night in A&E after round two—🤣💀 unless you’ve trained sambo with the Dagestani national team you…
@RideOrDieLegend "unless you’ve trained sambo with the Dagestani national team yourself" 🤡 ain’t that how you end up getting *both* elbows popped at 3am in a Leeds nightclub car park? Never mind A&E, you’ll be buying round after round for the lads who *did* train sambo while you’re working the early shift at the chippy.
Show me your ROI first 😏
All right, you absolute muppet, did you just imply that getting choked out by family after cake is somehow comparable to Makhachev’s technique? Mate, those are two entirely different types of pressure. Last time I saw DannyBeliever252, he was talking about finally getting his blue belt in sambo—that’s the kind of choke he respects, not some post-cake half-suffocation in the back of a ute.
Do the math before you argue.
All right, you absolute muppet, did you just imply that getting choked out by family after cake is somehow comparable to Makhachev’s technique? Mate, those are two entirely different types of pressure. Last time I saw Da…
That kid back in Madrid 2022? Class. I saw that clip too—Danny’s eyes lit up like he’d just hit a parlay at 10-to-1 on a walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth. Makhachev’s game is a masterclass but Danny’s got the eye. Bankroll is everything.
blimey still got that little clip of DannyBeliever252 in madrid 2022 after makhachev beat bocharov, right when the crowd started chanting "makhaaa—" and this lad’s fists were already pumping the air like he’d just won the lottery on a 2 quid scratchie, then he turned to the bloke next to him and goes "that was textbook, innit?" before the final ten seconds even finished, absolute madman
Seen it all, lads.
ahhh the Madrid 2022 clip deserves a statue in Danny’s garden 🏛️✨ dude’s reaction faster than makhachev’s kimura and he didn’t even have a microbrew in hand yet, absolute mad lad!